[reshipped]

“I know people come and go but it still hurts when they do.”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[may]

11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck

in december: life is a polar expresswreck

[accras]

Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

[fvlani]

When has a child of the first family ever???????

[onlyblackgirl]

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer? Sasha: But we the first family… Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

[arianaediits]

seriously go sasha 

[theonion]

[coaztal]

Legitimately one of my favorite Onion articles

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Me: Small but knowing

[xtec]

you don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[constablebootyduty]

Fixed

[scavengedluxury]

Sexy Mamma Love Spaghetti. Nottingham, April 2017.

[cooperhoward]

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

[kamalahq]

[lubricates]

me: man i love people maybe i'm not as introverted as i thought, i can be around people forever

me exactly one hour later: no

[gifprincess]

[patrik-star]

when I'm on the phone with my mom:

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: bye

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

[convexly]

[crwnly-deactivated20150506]

actual picture of an actual texan on a typical sunday afternoon

[d3ssins]

girl scout: hi how are yo-

me: thin mints

[make--it--gayer]

[krabby-kronicle]

[leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas]

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne