Toronto Is Bullshit.

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Looks like Toronto got bamboozled by those FIFA hucksters!

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Oshawa Generals fans are being asked to shower before the next puck drop. Here’s why

“It’s awkward to approach their neighbour and say, ‘Hey, you smell.’”

OK, not technically Toronto but when this Toronto suburb's hockey team sends an email to fans asking them to shower & wear deodorant before coming to games, well, I can't pass that story up, can I?

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The Toronto Marathon: a series of unfortunate events - Canadian Running Magazine

How I and thousands of runners managed to survive the Toronto Marathon

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City of Toronto adds 45 tobogganing hills to prohibited list

The city has added 45 tobogganing hills to their list of prohibited park locations, due to conditions that have been deemed "hazards".

What the city that banned kite-flying does in the winter.

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Toronto Pearson ranked second-worst for largest North American airports in overall satisfaction

Toronto Pearson International Airport is ranked the second-worst largest airport in the continent for overall traveller satisfaction.

Aw too bad, Toronto! But cheer up, it could be worse - you could have been the world's most alienating airport!

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There is no desirable thing our city cannot completely stomp out with a process that proclaims to encourage it.

Also the city that killed street food stalls, street hockey, and kite flying in parks.

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Restaurant owners across the city frustrated as delays in approval for popular patio program leave many out of luck as crucial summer revenu

From the city that couldn't get street food permitting right and getting two garbage cans placed in a dog park takes a year (and the city calls it a "pilot program")

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Toronto: let's build a cool new urban park underneath an expressway! We'll call it "Underpass Park" or some shit! We'll invite local artists to paint murals and then we'll stick "no parking" and city bylaw signs over their artwork!

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TTC didn't take report of assault seriously, woman says after incident at subway station | CBC News

A Toronto woman who says she was assaulted in the elevator of subway station says the TTC didn't properly investigate the incident and that

What's that? The transit system that blamed a woman who was nearly murdered in their subway for the attack because she was traveling by herself didn't take an another woman's assault seriously? SHOCKED am I!

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Costly World Cup deal with MLSE never 'made known' to councillors, mayor: report

A so-called sweetheart deal that will see taxpayers foot the bill for cost overruns related to Toronto’s 2026 FIFA World Cup games was not “

In a city with 10,000 homeless people on the streets; where an average one-bedroom apartment costs $2400/month to rent - the leaders signed a secret deal with a sports company to force taxpayers to foot the bill for the (inevitable) cost overruns of a soccer tournament that they already are paying $290 million dollars to host!

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Toronto ranked one of the worst cities to survive a zombie apocalypse

With shows like The Walking Dead and HBO's recent smash hit The Last of Us, you might be wondering how long you'd survive in a post-apocalyp

Toronto. Even in a zombie apocalypse, it's still one of the worst places you can be.

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Dogs aren't allowed to bark at Toronto dog park anymore

Toronto dog parks are one of the only places city pups can get in some exercise, round around and let loose. But one particular city park is

Dogs aren't allowed to bark in Toronto parks. Are birds allowed to chirp in Toronto parks? Are bees allowed to buzz in Toronto parks? Are cats allowed to meow in Toronto parks? CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A CHILDREN'S BOOK OUT OF THIS UPTIGHT CITY'S PARKS BYLAWS???

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Toronto police spending $337K on a podcast to avoid perception they're making 'copaganda' | CBC News

CBC Toronto was only able to obtain the price tag by filing a freedom of information request. That request took months to get back, resultin

Toronto Police Service: We need moar money to fight teh crime! MOAR MONEY!!! Toronto City Council: OK, here's $48 million moar! Toronto Police Service: (spends $337,000 making a fucking podcast about how great they are.)

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Five Canadian cities among most overrated in the world: report

Five Canadian cities are among the most overrated cities for tourists to visit in the world, according to a new report.

Duh.