The Woman with a Plan

Ray Toro here! Welcome to the blog. Fem!Bullets!Ray Toro; AU unannounced. This blog is in no way affiliated with My Chemical Romance or Ray Toro; Purely a cosplay blog.

[torosaysbullshit]

Anybody wanna go to the comic store with me?

[master-of-the-wicket]

Ray, it’s 10:52. Maybe tomorrow?

[torosaysbullshit]

But I’m bored, man

[master-of-the-wicket]

Ugh, fine. Come over or something.

[torosaysbullshit]

Sweet, I'll be over in fifteen.

[torosaysbullshit]

Anybody wanna go to the comic store with me?

[master-of-the-wicket]

Ray, it’s 10:52. Maybe tomorrow?

[torosaysbullshit]

But I'm bored, man

[torosaysbullshit]

Anybody wanna go to the comic store with me?

[master-of-the-wicket]

Ramona heated soup up for me today

I guess she does have a heart

[torosaysbullshit]

A teeny one. But it is there. And I only did it because Frankie was gone.

[master-of-the-wicket]

I bent my Spiderman Master Print I am extremely upset.

[torosaysbullshit]

Aw. Poor baby. Remind me to feel bad for you.

[master-of-the-wicket]

I spent 40 fucking dollars on it Ramona

[torosaysbullshit]

1. It’s your…

[master-of-the-wicket]

Bite me bitch

[torosaysbullshit]

You wish.

[master-of-the-wicket]

I bent my Spiderman Master Print I am extremely upset. 

[torosaysbullshit]

Aw. Poor baby. Remind me to feel bad for you.

[master-of-the-wicket]

I spent 40 fucking dollars on it Ramona

[torosaysbullshit]

1. It’s your own fault. 2. Should have taken care of it. 3. Don’t fucking call me Ramona.

[master-of-the-wicket]

1. I didn’t ask for your help or opinion

2. Same as above

3. It’s a free country I can call you whatever I want. 

[torosaysbullshit]

Suck my dick, you can't call me shit if I rip out your fucking vocal chords.

[master-of-the-wicket]

I bent my Spiderman Master Print I am extremely upset. 

[torosaysbullshit]

Aw. Poor baby. Remind me to feel bad for you.

[master-of-the-wicket]

I spent 40 fucking dollars on it Ramona

[torosaysbullshit]

1. It's your own fault. 2. Should have taken care of it. 3. Don't fucking call me Ramona.

[master-of-the-wicket]

I bent my Spiderman Master Print I am extremely upset. 

[torosaysbullshit]

Aw. Poor baby. Remind me to feel bad for you.

[torosaysbullshit]

Gee is obsessing over bodily fluids again. Weirdo.

[master-of-the-wicket]

Blood is cool. 

[torosaysbullshit]

D’you know how weird it is to hear you just singing about blood while you’re in the bathroom? jfc

[master-of-the-wicket]

Don’t listen. 

[torosaysbullshit]

You’re so loud. And it’s so disturbing. 

[master-of-the-wicket]

Bloooooooooood, Blooooooooood, Blooooooooooooooooooood. 

[torosaysbullshit]

FRANKIE. COME CONTROL YOUR GIRLFRIEND, SHE'S SCARING ME.

[torosaysbullshit]

Gee is obsessing over bodily fluids again. Weirdo.

[master-of-the-wicket]

Blood is cool. 

[torosaysbullshit]

D’you know how weird it is to hear you just singing about blood while you’re in the bathroom? jfc

[master-of-the-wicket]

Don’t listen. 

[torosaysbullshit]

You're so loud. And it's so disturbing. 

[torosaysbullshit]

Gee is obsessing over bodily fluids again. Weirdo.

[master-of-the-wicket]

Blood is cool. 

[torosaysbullshit]

D'you know how weird it is to hear you just singing about blood while you're in the bathroom? jfc

[torosaysbullshit]

Gee is obsessing over bodily fluids again. Weirdo.

[torosaysbullshit]

Help...

Frankie and Gee are getting mushy over coffee. I wanna throw them out the house. Yay or nay?

[master-of-the-wicket]

It’s your fault you don’t have any. 

[torosaysbullshit]

I;m not an addict like you. Plus it’s MY house, i’m not supposed to stock up for you.

[master-of-the-wicket]

A real friend would. 

[torosaysbullshit]

...

I didn't even know I was out, Geraldine. Otherwise, I would have gotten some before you came over.

[torosaysbullshit]

Help...

Frankie and Gee are getting mushy over coffee. I wanna throw them out the house. Yay or nay?

[master-of-the-wicket]

It’s your fault you don’t have any. 

[torosaysbullshit]

I;m not an addict like you. Plus it's MY house, i'm not supposed to stock up for you.

[torosaysbullshit]

Help...

Frankie and Gee are getting mushy over coffee. I wanna throw them out the house. Yay or nay?

[master-of-the-wicket]

Raaaay, the Transformer shirt you left behind the other night is the only clean shirt I could find so I’m gonna wear it.

[torosaysbullshit]

…Are you seri- NO. Do laundry or something, I want my shirt back!

[master-of-the-wicket]

I…

[torosaysbullshit]

YOU ACTUALLY HAVE FACE WASH? GERALDINE. YOU’RE PRACTICING GOOD HYGIENE, MARK THIS DAY IN HISTORY.

[master-of-the-wicket]

Yes ma’am! Wanna come over and get drunk with me and Mikey to celebrate? 

[torosaysbullshit]

Yes, please! I'll be over in a few, and we can get BUCK WILD.

[master-of-the-wicket]

Raaaay, the Transformer shirt you left behind the other night is the only clean shirt I could find so I’m gonna wear it.

[torosaysbullshit]

…Are you seri- NO. Do laundry or something, I want my shirt back!

[master-of-the-wicket]

I...

[torosaysbullshit]

YOU ACTUALLY HAVE FACE WASH? GERALDINE. YOU'RE PRACTICING GOOD HYGIENE, MARK THIS DAY IN HISTORY.