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The little one is still up since yesterday at 6 A.M. I’m trying to trick him to go to bed, but he won’t until tomorrow, he says..

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Hun, I'd like to introduce you to every parent's secret weapon. I don't have kids, but I have friends that do. It's god's gift to man, and goes by the name of Nyquil.

#nick

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So this is Lovers Park, huh? Doesn’t look all that special.

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Looks can be deceiving. There's actually a lot going on here. Oh! Like the Winter Carnival on Saturday. You've got to go to that.

#nathaniel

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#visage

@katgoturtongue: Why did the snake's wife file for divorce? Ereptile Dysfunction! #latenightcomedy

#tweet tweet #lmao #I'm laughing at myself 4 remembering this joke #like i can't breathe #felix provided the inspiration

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torres-kat:

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It’s just so nasty, I always feel like I’m eating trees from a foreign fairy species or something, and that’s kind of unfair to them, broccoli could be a big resource in their ecosystem. I mean, it’s okay if I dunk it in ranch dip, but other than that, no thanks. I know, right? If I could afford it, I’d eat at Whole Foods all the time, but seven bucks for a sandwich? That’s not ridiculous at all…despite how delicious they are. If only I was a rich girl…na na na na na na.

In that case, let's have a moment of silence for those fairies and their failing ecosystem. I hope their tinking hearts find a substitute for broccoli. Something sweeter, maybe? Browner... and with a smoother texture... I have to eat my broccoli soft with cheese. Cheese makes everything taste better. Haha, I couldn't be a rich girl. I'd probably use all my money to buy junk food, alcohol, and bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

#tia #HAHA #now I have to play that on my spotify #i still use the banana song when i need to spell banana

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#music #DRUUUNNNKK IN LOOOOOOOOVE #serfbort

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So I was thinking about having my New Years Resolution be eating one hundred percent healthy food, but I’m not sure I can do it. I’m getting all tense and choked up just thinking about broccoli.

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I thought I was the only one! Broccoli gives me nightmares, to be honest. Haha and eating healthy isn't possible. There's a McDonald's on every corner, and it isn't hard to decide what I want to do with my last dollar.

#tia

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Oh, no. I didn’t say anything about it. I just mumbled an apology of sorts and tried not to stare anymore. I don’t even think the poor girl knew. I hope it’s not a condition. Like bigboogeritis or something like that.

How could the guy even think you were some perv? You have the eyes of an innocent puppy. It has to be something. No average person can walk around with a booger, that's almost the size of the Empire State Building. You know what, Jared? I think we should start raising awareness about this condition.

#jared

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Some dad this morning thought I was perving on his like.. seven year old daughter so he yelled at me.. but really she had this booger the size of Wisconsin and I couldn’t look away no matter how hard I tried.

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That's disgusting! I would've been staring at it too. I hope you didn't point it out to him. Sir, if you're really going to stand there and yell at me, I'll just let your daughter walk around for the rest of the day with a huge booger hanging out of her nose. Haha, but maybe that's just me.

#jacob #LMAO #that's so gross!

Text || Burro

Christian: Don't do anything loco okay? I mean it Katarina, tienes que cuidado con mi chica.

Kat: Ay, burro! Who's the oldest here? She'll be fine.

Kat: Haha, I just had a flashback. Remember when you threatened to beat the shit out of Chris when he took me out on our first date? You were 11, had no trace of muscle, but insisted on balling your fist to this 16 year old football player. Where did those balls go?

Kat: This just reminded me of that. Ignore me.

#text #Christian #haha

Text || Burro

Christian: Ay dios...

Christian: I feel like it's all the time. You're going to the club? With Mckenzie? MY Mckenzie?

Kat: Yes, YOUR Mckenzie. She was looking for something to do, so I volunteered to take her out.

Kat: And we can talk about me... Another day.

#text #christian

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Christian: Okay...thanks for teaching me how to drink way underage. Good job.

Christian: We alwwaaayyyss talk about me..wait, what. Where are you taking her???

Kat: You're welcome.

Kat: Do we? Because I feel like we don't talk about you enough. It's Saturday! Where do you think I'm taking her?

#text #christian

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Christian: You gave me my first drink at 14, its completely your fault

Christian: A little late for this talk Kat, hows that drunken mistake on your butt doing?

Kat: And look how you turned out? You're so smart and have such good manners. You should be thanking me :)

Kat: Oh, fuck you! Leo and I are doing just fine, thank you. Why don't we talk about you? You know, I'm taking Mckenzie out tonight.

#text #Christian

Wild For The Night || Mckenzie & Kat

"I don’t think they’re ready for me tonight." Kat whispered to herself as she applied her lipstick in the mirror. The club scene of Lovers Park was one that she hadn’t experienced in a while, but the hell with experience. It was Saturday night. The twenty-two year old was itching to let her hair down, and allow her body the to be set free from all her troubles. Being in an environment with others with the same mindset was just a plus. Her club partner for the night, Mckenzie Shapiro, definitely lacked in that mindset. Kat wasn’t one to jump to conclusions, but she could already tell that clubbing wasn’t Mckenzie’s thing. Unfortunately, putting people in situations that they weren’t exactly use to was Kat’s specialty. It didn’t help that Mckenzie was her brother’s boyfriend. She could only wonder how her brother ended up with a girl like her. She had no problems with Mckenzie, but her brother wasn’t exactly a saint. He knew how to party just like his sister did.

Driving tonight was not an option. The marketing intern was sure to get wasted, and even if Mckenzie didn’t, she didn’t want her car to be a hassle. Grabbing her clutch, the brunette made her way out the door, smiling as she saw the cab pull up to the front of her building. She tugged her black dress down out of caution, knowing the frock was a little too short for outside’s cool temperature.

It could’ve been the effects of her excitement, or the car ride to Mckenzie’s was just naturally short, but within minutes the taxi was out front. I’m out front, hun! The club awaits :)’ Kat chuckled as she tapped the send button on her phone, and peered out the car’s window.

#wildforthenight #para #mckenzieshapiro