Round 2. Elder Vintage, old enough to remember Neil Armstrong taking a big step while on a family vacation to the Redwood Forest as a child. First 50 as a proud native of So Cal from a lost time when a mailman's salary could support that mythical nuclear family of 4. Close to a decade now in the midwest. Aside from the oppressive weather and lack of ocean it is better than i expected. With me falling under the trans umbrella, with this tumblr rebirth, content that went to my trans blog will be here, along with my mask adoration. At least starting out the nsfw bondage and edging content from my far most popular sideblog generally won't be showing up here unless it is especially artistic...or i am drinking and horny While adhering to Tumblr's content policies, this blog might wander into themes that are adult and/or nsfw so minors please do not enter. Everything will still be here once you reach the age of majority...unless humanity or the Overlords of our favorite Hellsite use the nuclear option. Empty blogs will be blocked. Blogs with no general statement of age (i don't need to know your birthday, but at least narrow it down to something like 20s, 30s,40s ect.) will be blocked. Porn bot blogs and hypocritical blogs will be blocked. Header and avatar are how i see myself which is vastly different than were you to meet me on the street but i can usually manage that dysphoria.
So it took all of 3 weeks before the urges became too strong and i created a side-blog to replace @onlybondagefort. And of course we now have revised community standards under which my account would have never been terminated since i never have posted actual porn sex of any genre
Anyway, for things that are not sfw, @bondageandmorefort now exists
And yeah. This blog remains some semblance of sfw, but to practice what the shirt says, kinky shit can be found at @bondageandmorefort and @tisahornylewdtgirl
“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone
So while it’s true that the Enterprise is not as big as people think, that goes double for the Falcon!
A good way of thinking about the relative size is by using a bridge comparison:
The Enterprise bridge has space for 11 people to work, as well as a significant amount of space between stations to move around comfortably:
[Bridge illustration by Tobias Weinmann via here]
And the whole thing fits in the nipple thing up on top of the saucer:
Meanwhile the Falcon (beloved weed bus) has a cockpit that seats 4, with only 2 main operational stations, and zero floor space:
And since Serenity was mentioned too…
Serenity has a bridge more comparable to La Sirena - with 2 stations at the front and quite a bit of floor space.
And for those interested in a visual comparison:
(Boeing 747 for scale as well as the Delta Flyer because Why Not)
TLDR: The Millennium Falcon is pretty dinky, so I propose *true weed bus status* goes to the excellent smuggling ships of Serenity and La Sirena. The Falcon is herby demoted to man on his weed bicycle with his pet monkey and a gun
(to be clear the monkey is Solo)
La Primera returned on Monday along with Becky lynch to challenge Liv for the title to say that Liv has messed up big time would be an understatement she’s doomed
Doom cannot come soon enough for Liv. Karma is a bitch!
Becky just eviscerated Liv with that line, "You're not even the best Women's Champion to sleep with Dominick Mysterio!" 🤣
@officermaddie23 saw your comment about the Drakkin and Raquel being such close friends. Reminded me of days long past (Sept 2019) when NXT went on the road outside of Florida. A trios match with Rhea, Raquel, and Candice LeRae vs Shayna Bassler, Marina Shafir, and Jessamyn Duke
maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost
At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again
From the bottom of my heart: im not sorry for anything i put on yalls dash, i am my own target audience and i find my taste immaculate but thank u for witnessing 💕
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