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Holy fuck that’s a LOT of porn bots.
Oh man I wonder what team the new guys are on
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Hahahaha oh my god
You shut it.
bichenovii replied to your post:thet9 replied to your photo:I’m so confusedOh my...
charming maybe, but erotic? sear.
Hey, hey, I can totally be that. You don't know okay. Alright, maybe not. The other two for sure though.
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… I should have expected you’d say something like that
I'm saddened you didn't see it coming to be honest.
thet9 replied to your photo:I’m so confused
Oh my god Sear
I mean I'm flattered and I like that their url is three words to describe me but come on.
I’m so confused
“Do you remember this?”
Another set of directions, another bag to pack. Part of him was a little irritated at the short notice, but at the same time it wasn’t as if anyone had much of a choice. With everything happening so suddenly recently, moving from city to bustling city had become the norm at this point.
Sear had been packing up, sighing with disappointment as he looked around the apartment. “I actually kind of liked it here. Maybe when things settle down we can move in full time. Might be years down the track but, you know.”
He’d mostly been talking to himself but, still, he found himself looking over his shoulder to watch Theta curiously. They were sitting on the bed, bag left unattended on the floor as they thumbed through a small book.
“Hey,” They motioned for him to come over and he did, perched on the corner of the bed and head leaned to look over their shoulder. “Do you remember this?” Theta asked, and Sear blinked in surprise.
They were photos. In each was Theta, looking just as they did now sitting beside him. But in every photo was someone else - small, with a rounded face framed by a mane of long dark hair, a gap toothed grin and shabby, metal arms from harvested parts thrown haphazardly around the omnic.
It was them alright. Them in the outback, the city, then the airport. The plane. Them in different countries. In each the child grew bit by bit, features losing their softness, a smile with all his teeth. The hair that grew so long was cut in such away that anyone could see it was self inflicted. Sear chuckled and Theta rested their head against Sear’s as they kept looking.
There were photos with other members of Overwatch. Photos of Sear in the uniform, standing tall and proud next to Theta, the arm around them polished silver. No more scrap that didn’t quite fit right. No more doing his own hair, either, by the looks of things.
But the look on his face was happy. Laughter, Sear realized. Without thinking he’d reached down and gently taken the photo out of the book, staring at himself with both amusement and disbelief. “This was so long ago..”
“That’s the last one.” Theta replied, and when he looked back at them they gave him a slow nod. “It’s the last one before Overwatch disbanded.”
Before they lost people.
Sear’s expression was unreadable for a moment, before he passed Theta back the photo and left the room. The Omnic hesitated before standing to go after him, only to step back in surprise as he returned with his phone.
His smile wasn’t as big as it was in the photos, but he put an arm around Theta and held the phone up in front of them.
“For old time’s sake, hey Theta?”
They nodded, their hand on his arm as they readied themselves for the photo.
“For old time’s sake.”
•3•
bad news like a sucker punch, what do you say?
coming in unannounced, drag my nails on the tile
you cease to amaze me
if ive learned anything from this
im never gonna break
•3• (it looks like a lil face i love it)
they say we are what we are,
oh, i miss the comfort of this house
we are, we are a violent chemistry
it’s been a long, long time
we, we could fall off the earth
“I already regret this.”
Realistically, Rohan had started it, not him.
It wasn’t really his fault that someone had seen them scuffling and decided to call the cops. He was the victim here, but apparently they weren’t interested in that at all. That was why they were sharing a cell, apparently. To “cool off”, they said.
Mercy was going to kill him, he realized. Felix sighed, propping his chin on his hands which resulted in Rohan being pulled his way and their heads colliding with a solid, painful noise. The other cursed, pulling his arm back, dragging Felix with him. The back and forth continued for several minutes of swearing, insults, shoving. Why they had to share a pair of handcuffs was beyond him.
“I already regret this.” Rohan quipped, his arms crossed only limiting the distance between them.
“For the love of god, shut up.” Felix groaned, forehead against the bars as if the prospect of hitting his head against them was better than Rohan talking. “Just keep your mouth shut and stay on your side of the cell, okay?”
Rohan didn’t respond. Felix slowly turned to him and saw him making a locking motion across his lips, shrugging his shoulders.
“I could actually punch your lights out right now.”
“You told me to keep my mouth shut though!” Rohan laughed, and Felix could feel the heat rising in his cheeks from anger. He jerked his arm forward, forcing Rohan to unfold his arms.
“Couldn’t you just..” Felix snapped his attention to the other, who was making a twisting motion with his cuffed hand, head tilted questioningly.
“What? Pop my hand off? What the fuck do you think I am, honestly? Some Saturday morning cartoon robot?”
“Yes.”
Felix pressed his face to the bars again, groaning in frustration. “I swear to god if I never see you again it’ll be too soon.”
“You don’t mean that, Rusty.”
“I do too you..I still don’t have a shitty name for you. And if you enter my personal space again so help me I am going to start screaming. That’s a fucking promise.”
•3•
i was left to my own devices,
white knuckles
i wish that i had two faces, to prove which theory works
if you’re lost and alone,
hello
•3•
the same old boy from the same old house,
remember make believe in you
in the spring we made a boat out of feathers out of bones
im standing in brooklyn just waiting for something to happen,
if the truth is hard to carry and you feel like letting go
((i’M SO SORRY i actively cant do the playlist one because my whole itunes has defaulted to playing Only Ninja Sex Party it’s like it’s forgotten where all my other stuff is and only remembers where NSP is im crying pls forgive me))
Send me a •3• and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to your muse as a poem from mine
Sentence Meme sentences
“Are you crazy?”
“Are you even listening to me?”
“Are you even listening to yourself?”
“Are you sure they won’t find out?”
“Are you sure this is legal?”
“Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
“Are you threatening me?”
“Be mine.”
“Do I know you?”
“Do you love me?”
“Do you remember this?”
“Do you trust me?”
“Don’t go.”
“Don’t let me die”
“Don’t look at me like that.”
“Don’t make me beg.”
"Don’t you dare come near me!”
“Don’t you dare.”
“Explain yourself.”
“For you, I would _____”
“Give it back.”
“Give me another chance.”
“Have you ever even done this before?”
“How drunk are you right now?”
“I already regret this.”
“I am not wearing that.”
"I can’t believe you missed that.”
“I can’t do this anymore.”
“I can’t even look at you.”
“I could kill you!”
“I dare you.” or “I dare you to _____.”
“I didn’t do it.”“
"I didn’t know you could do that.”
“I don’t want to look at you right now.”
"I guess this is goodbye.”
"I hate you.”
“I have to go.”
“I just want to cuddle.”
“I know your secret.”
"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”
"I love you.”
“I miss you so very much.”
“I missed you.”
“I need a drink.”
“I need a hug.”
“I never really loved you.”
“I owe you.”
“I think I broke it.”
“I think I’m falling in love with you. ”
“I think I’m forgetting something.”
“I think it’s broken.”
"I trust you.”
“I want to be yours.”
“I want to try this thing I read in a book.”
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now.”
“I’ll be there in five minutes.” ”This is really inappropriate.”
"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”
"I’m bad for you.”
"I’m dying.”
“I’m going to be sick.”
“I’m not speaking to you anymore.”
“I’m pregnant and it’s yours.”
“I’ve never heard that one before.”
“If you stay quiet, no one will know.”
"Is that my shirt?”
“It was me”
“It’s so beautiful.”
"It’s time to choose.”
"Just five more minutes.”
“Just go.”
“Just leave me alone.”
“Just let me die.”
“Just relax.”
“Just what did we do last night?”
“Kiss me you idiot.”
“Kiss me.”
“Make me.”
“Marry me?”
“My Parents don’t know”
“My parents know.”“
"Never again.”
“Nh, don’t be so rough!”
“No, that can’t be my baby.”
“No! You can’t die on me now!”
“Put it away.”
"Put your trousers on!”
“Put. The. Weapon. Down.”
“Shut up and listen.”
“Take responsibility.”
“That isn’t mine.”
“That looked easier on TV.”
“That sounds painful.”
“That was a bad plan.”
“That’s mine!”
"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard.”
“They’re coming.”
"This seems familiar.”
“This stays between us.”
“Truth hurts, don’t it?”
“Want to hear a secret?”
“We need to talk.”
“We’re moving too fast.”
"Well that was unexpected.”
“What are we doing here?”
“What are you afraid of?”
“What are you touching?”
“What are you?”
“What do you need?”
“What happened to you?”
“What have I done this time?”
“What if someone catches us?”
"What sort of noise was that?”
"What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
“What were you thinking?”
“Where are my clothes?”
“Where did you find this?”
“Where do you even find this sort of thing?”
"Where were you?”
“Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”
"Why are you wearing that?”
“Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am.”
“You could have died!”
"You could have killed someone!”
“You coward.”
“You don’t need to be so gentle.”
"You drive me crazy!”
“You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”
"You lied to me!”
“You mean everything to me.”
“You owe me.”
“You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!”
“You’re all out of ____.”
“You’re an idiot.”
"You’re bad for me.”
"You’re dead to me.”
“You’re pregnant and It’s mine”
“You’re really good at this…”
"You’re so weird.”“
"You’re under arrest.”