nervous

Tortie, she/they 27

[plasticluvdelux]

sparkle on!!! ✨🩷

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[sclappin]

How convenient it is to attach small, useful objects to your clothes at waist level

[2-way-monologues]

Ahhh love this!!

Also, petition to bring back chatelaines.

[sclappin]

No one can stop you! This is where my friend who is head of costuming for the museum I used to work at buys theirs for the site. (I am not sponsored by or affiliated with that shop, I've just worn their products in work contexts & also advocate for bringing chatelaines back).

[gryffon]

[baryonyxtrainor4]

*plit plit pippippappip plit*

*wit plit pippip plit*

[operating-potato]

[okavara]

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[despazito]

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

[despazito]

[despazito]

they carried a generation

[enj1nstatt00s]

Can't tell me these two didn't fuck at least once

[thyroidectomy-pouf]

keychains

[andpierres]

you should have seen me a couple of years ago!

[andpierres]

sticker club design for this month btw :3

[sickbrokenangel]

[sickbrokenangel]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[hotvampireadjacent]

[shiftythrifting]

My partner bought the Red Hot Silly Peppers shirt. TX.

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[juliavaccina-art]

Movin' Right Along ...!

[starlit-meadow]

do you want to turn our phones off and do some arts and crafts together?