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Their love burned with the fiery intesity of a urinary tract infection.

#love #burning love #infection #intense

getthehelloutofmyroom

torturedrabbit

So true!

#food #cooking #making food #cooking food #pros and cons

explosm

By Dave. You look like the kind of person who likes comics. http://www.explosm.net/comicshas exactly what you’re looking for!

#Cyanide and Happiness #explosm #uranus

A recent study conducted on Sunday afternoon

A recent study done by me involving a bed in the morning, shows that you eventually have to get up even on sundays. The research was executed by one person, where the test subject showed no signs of leaving the bed as it was already afternoon.

The test subject did however manage to get up and turning off the alarm clock, and later on turning off the radio. But as the fully charged Macbook was close to the bed, the test subject found no other reasons to leave bed.

After spending two and a half hours in bed, while catching up on news and social medias, the test subject started to show signs of being restless. After another few minutes, the test subject was not able to rest at all. The test subject eventually managed to get out of bed and putting on some clothes. Later on it became clear that this was to cover up the body, so the test subject wouldn't be embarrassed in case it came across other people.

The test subject, which after two hours and thirtyfive minutes was no longer in a zombie-like state, was able to leave the bedroom and go to the bathroom where it locked the door.

A further study will show why the test subject seemed relieved after leaving the bathroom.

#bedroom #afternoon #bathroom #study #test subject

captainmjolnir

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

vicambulating

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

teacupsandnetflix-deactivated20

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

h0rr0rchild

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrifices too huh

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha

Well now we do

torturedrabbit

Oh, crap! Now I have to flee the country.

#blood #cult sacrifices #werewolf

displacedfantasy

breakinq

following back tons♡

#blow me #cupcake

aaaaahgrdkfgnkjdrkfjhj-deactiva

the onion is being way too real rn

Being happy and feeling happy

There's a difference between being happy and feeling happy.

Feeling happy is that rush that flows through your body when something good happens. But it is also a feeling that fades away.

Being happy is that lingering feeling of happiness. It's when you smile for no reason, and appreciate everything around you.

When you have accepted your life, and make the best of everyday.

When you are happy for strangers, seeing what they have in life.

When you make strangers smile because you smile and look happy.

Being happy doesn't have to be about your goals and what you have. It's not about never being depressed again. It's about appreciating what you have, being positive and sharing a smile.

#depressed #depression #happiness #being happy #feeling happy #smile #appreciate #appreciation

Il est entré dans mon coeur Une part de bonheur Dont je connais la cause

Edith Piaf - La vie en rose

#edith piaf #la vie en rose

30secondstomars-leto

We are Echelon

#echelon #Thirty Seconds to Mars #30 Seconds To Mars #we are the echelon

huffpost

IKEA ADVERTISES ADOPTABLE DOGS IN STORES, BECAUSE EVERY HOME NEEDS A RESCUE PUP

The idea to display the pets inside the store started in Singapore as a collaboration between Ikea and two animal shelters, according to Business Insider. Together they formed the project Home for Hope.

Watch the full video and also learn which state in the United States will be adopting pet displays in their Ikea stores here.