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Those aren’t balls, those are sacred golden domes

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It's not that i'm losing my mind, i'm just exhausted from the summer. You reach into the drawer for a shirt, and just like that, the whole day is wasted. A routine audit of my files has uncovered a moldy sketch. It’s been sitting there for three months… well, hello there

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On passe son temps à mourir À petit feu et sans rien dire Toujours optimiste, tu vois? J'ai lâché la bonde au chagrin Je pleurerai jusqu'à demain Comme les hommes pleurent parfois

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If any of you find Talleyrand’s wife hanging in the street, tell everyone it was ME who killed her!

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They’re just going to come and just hang the local administration.

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"That chest hair of yours needs to go." "Start with your own trashy mustache."

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This is how it ends for every jacobin

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"You never spoke of me with such vitriol. Is Duke N really that much more interesting to you? I’m hurt… I might actually get jealous in a second." (Stifling a laugh) "Talleyrand, shut your mouth."

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"What’s she writing to you?" "That i can always lean on her arm." "You have MINE." "Come now, Fouché… that’s quite enough."

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"Just tell them to ##### and ######## #### #####." "The last time I took your advice, I got exiled to the pigsties." "Don't worry, I'll be there to hold your hand!"