Astronaughty

To boldly go where only Dad, Alan, Gordon, Brains, Scott, probably Virgil, Neil Armstrong, Jeff Bezos, some Russians, Katy Perry, a dog, a couple of chimps (rip) and maybe even my mom have been before.

[thunderbirds-tracy-island]

[tos-johntracy]

[colonel-jeff-tracy]

Hey Lucille, sorry I’ve been missing for 9 months; I went to space, got shipwrecked on a desert island, and grew a beard. Oh cool, you got another son. Can I call him Buzz Lightyear? Luke Skywalker? Virgil Grissom? Deal.

Lucille: ……..you grew a beard??

[colonel-jeff-tracy]

I’d like to report a murder @tos-johntracy

[colonel-jeff-tracy]

Crash landed on a desert island again and hurt ma butt

[tos-johntracy]

All the haters and losers are asking “John, why were you not the one searching for Jeff when this kind of thing is your only entire job?”

I had a hair appointment that couldn’t be moved, other people are busy too ok.

[tos-johntracy]

Is it just me or is Tumblr 90% bots and racism now? Unfortunately I parked like 10 years of stuff here.

[tos-johntracy]

Interesting mathematical fact! Statistically @tos-alantracy must have been conceived on a highway, since that’s where most accidents happen.

[tos-johntracy]

I must have made this gif circa 2004-2006 when this was PEAK TECHNOLOGY. I didn’t realise it at the time but frankly, I think I peaked. This is my life’s work, right here.

[thunderbirds-tracy-island]

[tos-johntracy]

Why is there so much hate for my ‘Myself In Short-Shorts’ Zoom background

[tainkirrahe]

The Anderson Collection John Tracy is finally out and he's great :')

John Tracy fans are eating SO WELL after sixty years of nearly nothing ;__;

[tos-johntracy]

I heard your boiler needed repairing

[tos-johntracy]

RIP Grandpa Pig 😢

1925-2024

[tos-johntracy]

Please can someone remind daddy my shift is supposed to be over already? It’s been 20 years. I’ve run out of bleach.

[tos-johntracy]

I made this for daddy

[tos-johntracy]

[tos-johntracy]

Interesting mathematical fact! Statistically @tos-alantracy must have been conceived on a highway, since that’s where most accidents happen.

[tos-johntracy]

hey baby, are you out of this world?

Yes, usually. I can’t spend too much time on Earth, as it gives Father headaches.

[tos-johntracy]

Maybe she’s born with it...

[colonel-jeff-tracy]

Merry Christmas 🎅🏼

[colonel-jeff-tracy]

This is actually the @tos-johntracy joke writer

[tos-johntracy]

Ingenious plan to get a Christmas hug from daddy on Sunday

This year I know I will not fail

[tos-johntracy]

There’s only one minor problem with the plan…

I think dad might have cottoned on