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[ashleybreather]

[wadewilsonsexual]

this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

[quantizedweird]

The derivative of velociraptor is acceleraptor

[thenatsdorf]

“Well, this is awkward.” [full video]

[jadagul]

Conversation with a friend:

Me: Power series are weird.

Friend: Superpower series are weirder.

Friend: For example, there’s that really long (but ultimately convergent) Taylor series.

[psych-facts]

The Universe responds to those who focus. If you’re not getting what you want, stop what you’re doing and concentrate your mind. Think about your dream again and again, until you can not help but work it into reality.

(via kushandwizdom)

This...does not work.

[trillastrology]

The Signs as Battery Percentages

Aries: 18% Taurus: 92% Gemini: 22% Cancer: 30% Leo: 64% Virgo: 150% carries charger everywhere Libra: 50% Scorpio: 69% Sagittarius: dead Capricorn: 88% Aquarius: 7% Pisces: 3%

[toseetheworldinhereyes]

It bothers me that I can’t tell if this is parody or not.

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

Dogs are the literal best and let me tell you why.

When my parents are out of town, my pup Remmy sleeps downstairs with me. I don’t mind because the basement is chilly sometimes and he’s a fuzzy little space heater. But he always does this weird...

[filharmagic-deactivated20140217]

ok i started a new game on skyrim today and in the beginning the thief from rorikstead makes a run for it and of course that’s the part where the imperial archer kills him so i looked away for a second and then heard a distressed horse sound and when i looked back i saw the theif still running away, unarrowed, because a horse somehow got in the way

and now he’s just fucking gone

godspeed you glorious bastard

[e-sks]

Talos guide him

[thecloneclub]

Sarah practicing to impersonate her clones.

[swarnpert]

↖ nothing i just wanted to show you how cute my icon is

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[thecarlonethatalsowrites-deacti]

“I went to church yesterday and the holy water was really hot!”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[micdotcom]

Watch: Bill Nye’s graduation speech was as fiery and inspiring as you’d expect 

[niadil]

We should see ourselves as one specie of the Earth, instead of people divided by borders old people wrote.

[sandandglass]

The Daily Show, June 2, 2015

[alrightevans-deactivated2015091]

when i first watched orphan black i remember thinking ‘wtf is her accent supposed to be it sounds like some weird english-canadian-irish hybrid’ and then it turned out she was born in england, lived in canada and was raised by an irish woman and thats when i realised the power of tatiana maslany 

[chylerwest-deactivated20140722]

[curiouslybisexual]

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

[azarovas]

[durianseeds]

It’s tough to get out of bed; I know that myself. You can lie there for an hour and a half without thinking anything, just worrying about what the day holds and knowing that you won’t be able to deal with it.

Ned Vizzini, It’s Kind of a Funny Story (via selfinspiration)