— marcus & robert ; sentence starters.
collected from various clips and videos of roflgator's character, robert, and his friend's character, marcus. part one of ???
❛ i don't like this rock... __. it's pissing me off. ❜
❛ um, i'll just stand in front of it so you can't see it anymore. ❜
❛ isn't that what we all ask ourselves everyday? where should we go next? ❜
❛ holy shit... __, what would you do if i wasn't here? ❜
❛ you've saved my life again, __. ❜
❛ let's go get some fuckin' pistachios, buddy. ❜
❛ you gotta watch out, __. this place is a dangerous place. ❜
❛ aren't you a wanted felon? ❜
❛ listen here, __. i know you might be skeptical, but this one's a keeper. ❜
❛ what have they done to me? ❜
❛ do you think my kidneys can function in this state, __? ❜
❛ when he becomes two-dimensional, you must give him an additional dimension. you must give him the d to fix him. ❜
❛ why are you approaching me? ❜
❛ please don't yell. my ears. you're making me sad. ❜
❛ __, i think i'm spider-man. ❜
❛ i don't think you should be spider-man. you could be your own hero. ❜
❛ i embody true spider power. it's coursing through me, __. ❜
❛ watch this... spider kick. spider beat-the-fuck-out-of-you. ❜
❛ do you think spider-man just goes around beating the shit out of everyone that he sees? ❜
❛ rigatoni pasta... we'll make some together. ❜
❛ you think it's this easy, __? you think it's a simple answer? it's not. it's never what you think it is. ❜
❛ in the end, what matters? nothing, right? so you make it for yourself. you make your rigatoni pasta. ❜
❛ are you trying to say that everything that's ever happened has brought us to this point? ❜
❛ am i going to make it? ❜
❛ __, there is an issue. ❜
❛ i accidentally fueled my toyota camry with 1% low fat milk. ❜
❛ i've determined i can no longer utilize my sense of taste effectively. ❜
❛ we've been friends for a while. are you ever gonna, like, invite me over to your house? ❜
❛ oh, no... oh, we're out of time. ❜
❛ stealth tactical roll... sneaky, sneaky... didn't see that coming. ❜
❛ no, don't encourage that behavior. why are you encouraging him to do that? ❜
❛ no, 'cause if you pretend you can't see him, he's gonna steal more shit. that's what he does. ❜
❛ don't steal cigarettes like last time. ❜
❛ that's old times, __. you said you were over that. ❜
❛ hey, how have the hemorrhoids been? i know you got them real bad. ❜
❛ don't worry, i'll keep quiet about it. ❜
❛ we'll get you some cream soon, big guy. ❜
❛ they're malicious. i know it. ❜
❛ i crashed the new york stock exchange from the upstairs computer. ❜
❛ __, i have caused immeasurable damage to the deli meat section. ❜
❛ __, how did you find me here?! ❜
❛ there's a creepy clown here, man. i don't wanna do this. ❜
❛ what is this place? it's giving me the creeps. ❜
❛ are you sure we should be going lower? don't you typically wanna go up to get out of these places? ❜
❛ i'm glad i could find you in this suspiciously empty location. ❜
❛ where the fuck i am, __? ❜
❛ they are conducting medical malpractice in the employee break room, and will not let me participate. ❜
❛ they're making me pissed, __. and when i get pissed, i get rather irritated. ❜
❛ if i have to drive my 2014 ford escape with 196,000 miles, specifically directed into the establishment window, i will. ❜
❛ there's no other option, __, except for finding a nice, delicious meal of linguine. oh, how those noodles make me smile. ❜