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Yipeeeeeeeeeeee Am I toast, am I toaster? I do not know, so I must scream

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[lliveonthesunn]

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

[A random Tuesday on the way back to Erid]

Grace: Hmmm. Draw fish.

Rocky: Upset, you are mean mean—

Rocky: FUCK. SHIT. FUCK. OH SHIT. FUCK.

Grace: Woah, what’s happening???

Rocky: I FORGOT YOU WERE PEOPLE. I AM IN PUBLIC. OH NO.

Grace: mhmmm?

Rocky: WAS ALONE SO LONG I STOPPED WEARING CLOTHES. I DID NOT THINK ABOUT IT WHEN MEETING YOU. OH NO.

Grace: YOU WEAR CLOTHES?!?

Rocky: OH AND YOU CAN SEE ME THAT MAKES THIS SO MUCH WORSE.

[syrenki]

there is something within me that i would like removed

[tanblaque]

[trexiva]

Sorry I'm thinking Simon's tendency to apologize to inanimate objects rn

Grace gets frustrated with a tool or something and tosses it to the side as he does. And Simon picks it up and mutters an apology on Grace's behalf under his breath. Cut to Grace absolutely breaking down to Rocky later, taking off his glasses as tears stream down his face bc, "he apologized to the tool, Rock. I threw it and he felt the need to apologize. On my behalf." Him feeling a bit like an asshole for throwing a fit

Ok that's it that's the post hit send

[bluef00t]

Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

[boastmalone]

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

[oracleocelot]

[anonymusbosch]

got 30 ish free tangerines and they're not easy peel clementines but my lust for them is undimin is dhed. my hands are covered in juice. as is my phone. and my self. and my table. but such is the price of free tsngerone. i stopped tyoing this posy 4 time to eat anothrt tangerine

[toster-da-bred]

Fucking jumpscare to see my city mentioned anywhere. In the *massive* effort to not dox myself I can’t say shit. But like. Bro that’s my fuckass city. You can’t talk about her she’s mine to make fun of. Get her name out of you goddam mouth

[paper-lilypie]

he hasn’t shut up for 3 minutes straight

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[molabuddy]

ok spider megacity is actually driving me a bit crazy. 2 dominant species live in thr spider city and one wpuld usually predate the otherbut bc its so dark in there they cant tell... so they livein peace and eat midges. thousands of spiders living in peace on one bigbigbig web eating midges in the dark together forever. one bigbig web spans across boarder of two countries spiders live on there peaceful in the colddark. eating midges

[molabuddy]

World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black

A giant colonial spiderweb in a sulfuric cave on the border between Greece and Albania may be the largest ever found — and it was built by s

spider megacity..........

[fortunatehazelnut]

🥹

[nightmarechamillian]

Peace and love on planet spiders

[jack--crawford]

happy pride to my suspiciously close coworkers

[meburgers]

adrian’s “mate of the week” ranking board

[8nin]

Not to vagueblog but some of you are definitely the sweetest souls and I think of you fondly

[barbozari]

Clemma 💕

[i-am-but-a-beta-fish]

eva: oh hey you're back early

simon: ocean's haunted

eva: what?

simon: *cocks radiation gun* ocean's haunted