Greetings, fellow sentient being :D

As you may have noticed, this is a blog. my Heimerdinger blog :D my Braum blog :D

[worldoftosti-blog]

Sarpan set #1

[dragosworebrisingr-deactivated2]

When you’re singing Ariana Grande in the bathroom and the random guy in the stall harmonizes with you… 😯

[metallikato]

Bring back 90’s boy bands with people you find singing in bathrooms please. Name your band NSINK.

[thetasteofbadblood]

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[nosdrinker]

free my boys

[sailor-says]

“Sirius I think we really fucked up this time.”

[pemberlaey]

REBLOGGING FOR THAT COMMENT 

[shewillfeatdrake]

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

[dalekplz-deactivated20200508]

“Thar be booty to be found matey” “Matey, yar booty be thee most bountiful” “Matey”

[hungry-hobbits]

brorates sailing the brocean in their broats

[queenklu]

Pirate1: What be a pirate’s favorite letter? Pirate2: *sigh* Ye’d think it be R but his first love be the C Pirate1: Matey, this pirate’s favorite letter is U Pirate2: Matey

[obviouslyphelps]

Courtesy of Sincerely Tumblr on Twitter

[tostilord]

person: don't brush your hair when it's wet !!

me: you have straight hair don't you

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[cuddlyturian]

oh my god this is the best thing ever

[c0t0paxi-blog]

[angrbodic]

you need to unmute this, this is the best break down ever

[tostilord]

Me: I got some soy sauce chicken

Coworker: What even is that?

Me: I don't know, but I'm going to assume it involves chicken soaked in soy sauce

Coworker: Fuck you

[uglybagofmostlywater]

America is asleep quick let’s measure things using logical units

[kestrele]

oh nO AMERICA IS WAKING UP QUICK HIDE THE CELSIUS

[lady-fett]

I replied to a dick pic with an even bigger dick pic and the dude blocked me.

APPARENTLY some people don’t appreciate pictures of dicks. WHAT A CRAZY CONCEPT?!?

[fatmaninalittlesuit-deactivated]

[fromgeek2sleek]

I am doing this from now on.  Fellas you have been warned.

[postwhitesociety-deactivated201]

lmao genius

[excitabletortoise-deactivated20]

[obviousplant]

I added some new pet options to my local pet store

[septembriseur-deactivated202502]

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

[warning--known--fangirl]

*WiFi goes out* Those fucking sharks again I swear

[mrbonesmidnitespookshow]

fuckin’ SJWs! (Sharks that Jam Wifi)

[tostilord]

*it starts raining*

me: yes

*lighting appears*

me: yES

*thunders explode*

me: YES

*raining intensifies*

me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[sixpenceee]

Caucasian shepherd can reach 200 pounds and are a popular breed in Russia to hunt bears. 

[jallelujah-blog]

Want dis