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idk what it is about kids these days that makes them so funny but in any case my friend just told us about how her younger sister babysits for a 7 and 9 yr old and one day they said they wanted to play “bus drivers” and they made wheels and everything but then the game was just being bus drivers at a union meeting discussing their problems

joshpeck

this changed me as a person

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I’m in tears!

lady-fett

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

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my soul: saved

growlandpounce

One of my favourites

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the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

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EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?” “I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

gynoidgearhead

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

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@phallicasfuck

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im5ft

The passive agressive energy of this

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aquarius and pisces

willinq

Sometimes things in context… are better

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nobody’s fucking talking about how Isabelle is canonically LGBT enough to get on the wiki page for LGBT video game characters which is where all fundamental truths come from

flashtheparrotlet

Just a little video I made for fun of some of the reasons I love this tiny guy so very much.

bird-bum

This was the most beautiful thing I have seen all year

thelittlesparrowsings

okay but griffin shared this to his instagram story today and it is the pinnacle of comedy

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blabberfish

Has this been done yet?

#LMAO #smash

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Update: as many of you know my mother is in the final stage of an aggressive cancer that spread through all her body. Thanks to many of you ive been able to see her twice since her we got the news, and she’s quickly deteriorating. As much as i wish i could quit my job and spend her last days with her or at least go see her every weekend, i dont have the funds for it. Her retired sister and i are her only support, and because of all the days off i took from work i was deducted all extra bonuses and compensations from work other than my base salary. My mother has no insurance and the expenses to take care of her are about 100 - 150 dlls weekly between medication, diapers, oxygen tank and orthopedic bed rental and a nurse once a week, were drowning in expenses and debt. If any of you can help in any way make my moms last days as painless and comfortable as possible i would greatly appreciate it. My paypal is paypal.me/heyxo or [email protected], thank you in advance and also for all your kind words

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please help me boost