Not good at tumblr

[imwaytoogayforthiscrap]

[imwaytoogayforthiscrap]

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET GET THE FUCK UP YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET IT ISN’T FUCKING OVER DRAG YOUR CORPSE KICKING AND SCREAMING INTO TOMORROW ONE DAY YOU WILL STOP SURVIVING AND START LIVING YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DEAD YET.

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[iguanamouth]

[unicornempire]

I. Love this. 

Love it.

Oh my god

yes.

[defilerwyrm]

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

[chambergambit]

I will never get over how brilliant this comic is. The artist could have just drawn a single image in response, but instead we have this masterpiece. The world doesn’t deserve @iguanamouth.

[zscyber]

@musicaldaydreams

[egregiously-quagmire]

This has to make the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

By the void was that a twist 😆

[badjokesbyjeff]

Satan arrived to welcome a new damned soul to hell. "Congratulations, Jeff!" he said. “You wasted your entire pitiful life telling shitty jokes on Tumblr!" 

"Well," Jeff replied, "at least I'm not an adult living in my father's basement."

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

ao3 turns 16 today.

reblog if you’re older than archive of our own

[shencomix]

"oooo i'd draw that but i can't draw"

brother get this through your head

NOBODY can draw

we are literally

ALL

BULLSHITTING

[imwaytoogayforthiscrap]

“I can draw!” I say with wows.

Perspective then stabs me 15 times

[i-am-a-fish]

any deep breath enjoyers logged in right now

[i-am-a-fish]

any stretch enjoyers

[i-am-a-fish]

hello? anyone

[i-am-a-fish]

guys?

um. is anyone there?

[imwaytoogayforthiscrap]

ITS ME I AM THAT. Also I am in that corner

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

[grookeyleaf]

Can someone translate this?

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

Don’t try to guilt people by saying “I’m sorry I fucking suck.” “I’m sorry I’m just the worst and I should die” Because thats not an apology, thats trying to guilt the other person into dropping the subject.

[orangebitters]

Yup.  That’s called Weaponized Remorse.  Basically, you’re avoiding accountability by blowing up a big Feelings Bomb at the person you hurt and going “let’s not focus on what I did or what I should do to make amends, let’s focus on how awful I feel about it all, and how you should make me feel better.”

[oakandgumtrees]

It’s really easy to accidentally learn to apologize like this, especially when you have mental health issues that mean you genuinely feel that way about yourself. You aren’t a bad person if this has become a habit, but you can help other people AND yourself by apologizing differently!

Try to focus on your actions rather than your traits:

E.g. “I’m sorry I keep ghosting you, I’m shit at friendships” –> “I’m sorry I keep ghosting you, I’m really struggling to keep up with my friends right now”

Then, if you can, turn the conversation back to the other person - you’re apologising because their feelings matter to you, so show that.

E.g. “I don’t mean to - our friendship means a lit to me, and I know it must make it seem like I don’t care.”

This gives the other person an opportunity to express their own experience so you can talk it over more if they want to, without skipping ahead to reassuring you that the relationship isn’t broken.

If you read the descriptions above and started feeling guilty, it’s fixable! And if you want, you can even apply your new apology skills to apologising for an old apology style

[applefae]

This is something abusers can instill in their victims, also. Sometimes an abuser wont let up until they know you feel awful, shitty, stupid, worthless. and it becomes a habit to tell someone “im sorry im such a fucking loser i dont deserve etc, etc” so they know that you have paid the emotional toll for what you said or did.

Here’s the kicker, though- normal people dont want you to beat yourself up like that when you apologize. I know it feels like the line between “im sorry, I screwed up and I feel terrible about how I hurt you” and “i’m such a worthless piece of shit, you dont deserve to be around me” seems nearly invisible, but if someone requires you to verbally self-flagellate in order for a fight to be over, you really need to step back and take a look at the relationship between you two.

[scramratz]

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

[scramratz]

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

[scramratz]

[imwaytoogayforthiscrap]

THIS. LITERALLY FUCKING THIS.

[armandgender]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[sparkly-trashfire]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[mrshamill]

i'll try anything at this point.

[imwaytoogayforthiscrap]

I have no want for the death of my enemies but not many well wishes for him either

[amygdalae]

dude stop telling me to count dracula I only ever see the one

[lifedoesntdiscriminate]

summer is the worst bc there are only so many layers to take off. like what am i supposed to do?? peel my skin off????

[devils-oath]

duh

[lifedoesntdiscriminate]

And then should I remove an arm?

[imwaytoogayforthiscrap]

Just remove the part of your brain that feels heat??

[sarahluann]

Growing up Mormon AND with long hair that I didn’t cut because of pressure from my mom, to me the metaphor here is pretty obvious… you can read it how you want though.

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

crime frankenstein, without a doubt. next question

[disgustinggf]