incorrect total drama

this is legit.

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Leshawna: Pass me a napkin.

Harold: Is milady’s arm broken?

Leshawna: Yours is about to be.

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Geoff: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk.

Bridgette: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Geoff, tearing up: Because you are!

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Gwen: Aren't you gay?

Noah: I like how you imply that I have done something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

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Gwen: Accidents happen, you know.

Heather: [points at Cody] Exhibit A.

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Heather: You’re really campaigning for Bitch of the Year, aren’t you?

Courtney: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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Trent: [playing guitar]

Heather: You take requests?

Trent: Sure.

Heather: Please stop.

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Duncan: I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example.

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Geoff: Will you be the yee to my haw?

Bridgette: I am begging you to stop.

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Tyler: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.

Noah: No, actually, that would be one of the five.

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Alejandro: Tyler, tell Team Amazon where they can stick their grapes.

Tyler: In the fridge!

Noah: No, Tyler...

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Harold: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Cody: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Noah: Then you’re poisonous, you idiot.

Owen: What if it bites itself and I die?

Harold: That’s voodoo.

Lindsay: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Harold: That’s correlation, not causation.

Tyler: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Izzy: That’s kinky.

[ghostlyheather]

[scruffyturtlesarchives-blog]

Total Drama? In 2018? It’s more likely than you think.

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