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Tzimisce: Great, where do I play my vhs of death?

Sire Tzimisce: What is it with gas stations and Demon rituals?

Malkavian: Hop on my hoopty

Sire Nosferatu: At least put effort into your thievery

Sire Malkavian: Who has my chlamydia?

Sire Ravnos: The brain hates hard work

Sire Banu Haqim: Judas was a bad dude and that was bad. It would've been better if he hadn't been born

Setite: Who did the killing

Banu Haqim: Probably not the guy who got stabbed

Sire Toreador: You just need to sing it better than you did for Malk

Malkavian: Don't listen to his propaganda

Malkavian: It was a beautiful piece of redneck engineering

Setite: This shouldn't affect you in any way

Toreador: Except I might go to jail

Setite: You might go to jail, you might go before a firing squad

Sire Ventrue: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying

Setite: Everyone makes mistakes, that's how the kids got here

Tzimisce: This one's a psychopath

Sire Tzimisce: Oh, so she's you

Tzimisce: Why does every one I create turn out to be a slut?

Sire Tzimisce: I think that says something about you as a person

Malkavian: I'm going to speedrun the drugs

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