“I don’t get how people existed before TV and video games. My brain is starving!”
—Louie Duck

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@totally-correct-ducktales
“I don’t get how people existed before TV and video games. My brain is starving!”
—Louie Duck
“I want that twink OBLITERATED, and that is my GOD GIVEN RIGHT.”
—Della Duck regarding her beef with Gyro Gearloose
Dewey: Name all the things you love about Dewey Duck! See who names the most! My turn! *claps twice* Everything! *claps twice again*
Huey: You just keep on thinking that way.
*John Williams' "Duel of the Fates" plays*
Scrooge: All women… *activates a blue Lightsaber blade from his cane* are queens!
Bradford: If she *activates a red Lightsaber blade from the Sword of Swanstantine* breathes… she's a THOT!
*The two engage in a Lightsaber battle*
"Yeah, I could go for some pizza, too. Nothing complicated, just a pizza margareta from Napales."
—Huey Duck
Louie: I can't believe Launchpad just gave up like that. No offense, Huey, but I always thought you would be next.
Huey: Thank you.
“Beyond man and woman lies the irresistible power of a queen.”
—Goldie
“I got out of a bubble bath for this?!”
—Dewey Duck, to Huey
“When all else fails, say the least likely thing!”
—Louie Duck, trying to weasel his way out of trouble
Gandra: Hey, Fenton.
Fenton: *on the phone* Hey, Gandra—
Bradford: *also on the phone* WHY IS— NO. You CAN'T be talking to Fenton anymore. You're not talking to Fenton.
Gandra: You're not my DAD, don't fucking tell me what to DO!
Bradford: *still on the phone* STOP CALLING FENTON ON OUR EVIL PHONE LINE.
Dr. Akita: Do you want a job? We can be like Batman and Robin.
Mark Beaks: *shrugs* Eh. I don't need a Robin.
“I need a career change… Something where I can make piles of money with no work.”
—Louie Duck whenever his money-making ideas or schemes for Louie Inc. don't work
“Oh god, he’s scheming again!”
—Huey Duck, right as Louie reveals his ultimate heist
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Thank you! I love it! XD
—Mod Lena
Dewey: Resolution time. This year, I'm gonna stop wasting my afternoons watching parkour fails online… and start doing my own parkour fails. Whoa-ba!
Dewey: *runs on the roof and attempts a parkour flip* Whoo-hoo! *lands face first on the roof* …Nailed it.
"Lady luck smiles on me. ...Thanks, lady!"
—Louie Duck
“Oh, WHY IS EVERYONE IN DANGER TODAY?!”
—Scrooge McDuck