Tord: Whats that on your face?
Tom: IT WAS PAIN *punches Edd in the face*
Edd:ow
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Tord: Whats that on your face?
Tom: IT WAS PAIN *punches Edd in the face*
Edd:ow
Edd: hey Tom, take out the trash
Tom: sure thing
Tom: *chases Tord with a bat*
Tom: *is sitting quietly in an unfamiliar recliner, sipping from a teacup*
Edd: “Tom. Why are you up it’s 3 in the morning.”
Tom: “…” *takes another sip*
Edd: And we don’t even own tea- OHMygod that’s vodka isn’t it.
Tom: “…” *takes another sip*
Red Leader: I AM FIRE, I AM SUPREME
Tom: *sighs* you are a drama queen.
Edd: If I had a million dollars I would buy all the cola in the world
Tom: I'd buy the sweet release of death to come and take me
Matt: *whispers to Edd* Are they okay?
Edd: I-I don't know
Matt: Tom are you in love with Edd?
Tom: No why would you say that?
Matt: Then why did you write T+E all over this paper?
Tom: It stands for Terrible and Edgy.
Matt: So what are you doing for Valentines Day?
Tom: Oh, the usual. I go to the drugstore and buy up all the Valentine’s Day cards left, and then watch the forgetful husbands and wives panic.
Tom: Matt was getting a little chummy. When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.
Tord: I hate to say it but that’s a genius move.
Tom: Thank you, Timothy.
Edd: I like to start by asking people what their goals are.
Tord: World domination.
white friend: hey look at this new guy i’m talking to!! :) isn’t he cute???
me: ……………… yes! I, am so happy for you.
All around me are familiar faces
-Edd probably, when he sees the clones of him
Edd:BITE ME! Matt: *pulls Edd close and begins sucking on their neck* Edd:NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT KEEP GOING!
Tord, about to rap: You already know who it is!
Matt:
Howdy
I hope that we all can have a puntastic time together. I'm new and I might suck so please bear with me.
Edd: *gestures at a whole bunch of fake plastic ghosts* All these ghosts, all these ghosts, and I still can’t find a boo.
Edd: Matt, you think every round fruit is an apple.
Matt: No I don't
Edd: *holds up cherries* What are these?
Matt: Tiny apples
Tom: *points to pumpkin* And what is that?
Matt: Halloween apples
Tom: Tord, I know all about your diabolical plan.
Tord: What diabolical plan?
Tom: *holds up a paper that says “My Diabolical Plan by Tord*