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@totally-correct-spongebob-quotes
HI
I've been building up a collection of too many incorrect quotes with SBSP characters. so I finally made a place to dump them all here
I will try and list the source for as many as I can, but some I just have no clue. if you know a source that I listed as unknown, absolutely feel free to let me know! I'll be so grateful
mass likes/reblogs are ok!
Mod is Charlie and uses he/its pronouns
and... that's about it!
I should revive this blog. Oops
break from this blog for a few days. I'm SUPER behind in my classes and also dealing with meds screwing me over ✌️
submission box is always open if people want to send their own quotes in! hope to be back by next week with new quotes
Plankton: Do I look nice?
Karen: You look like you're about to set someone on fire.
Plankton: Perfect.
Squidward: I scanned your food and it comes up to...a gazillion dollars.
Patrick: I have a T-Rex and a go fish card.
Squidward: Has anyone seen my shirt? Button down, faded salmon colour?
Mr Krabs: You mean yer pink shirt?
Squidward:
Squidward: Faded salmon colour?
SpongeBob: We're having another bonding moment, aren't we?
Squidward: If by bonding moment you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
SpongeBob: I have snail-like reflexes.
Sandy: prove it.
SpongeBob: *points to a snail*
SpongeBob: I like that snail.
Squidward, talking to a customer: You want to talk to my manager?
Squidward, into the intercom: Mr Krabs, some bitch wants to talk to you.
Plankton: Krabs, what day of the week is it? What town do you live in? What's the secret in your Krabby Patty Formula?
Mr Krabs: Tuesday, Bikini Bottom, and that secret dies with me, bastard.
Plankton: He's good.
Sandy: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions.
SpongeBob: [to Patrick] What’s seven times seven?
Sandy: Stuff he knows.
Gary: Meow
SpongeBob: You sly snail! I would have never thought of that!
Mr Krabs: I’m sorry, can SpongeBob actually speak snail, or is he just messing with us?
Squidward: Knowing him, probably both.
Squidward, annoyed: Tell me something I don't know.
Patrick: Alright.
Patrick: Did you know, that in space-
Patrick, quieting down to a whisper: No-one can hear you scream.
Plankton: I hope all the nematodes swim to you at night.
Mr Krabs:
Plankton: I hope your shoe falls apart when walking on a rocky path. Mr Krabs:
Plankton: I hope you step on a fucking lego.
Mr Krabs: What did I ever do to you??
SpongeBob: Oh, I'm so relieved you found me. Wait, how did you find me?
Squidward: You hadn’t done anything super annoying for, like, five hours, so I knew something was wrong.
Mr Krabs: Why are you so short?
Plankton: Why do your kneecaps hurt?
Mr Krabs: They....don't?
Plankton: They will if you don't shut the fuck up.
Mr Krabs: We've gotta get through this locked door! SpongeBob me boy, quick, give me yer credit card!
SpongeBob: Okay!
Mr Krabs, pocketing it: Cool, Mr Squidward kick down the door!
