24/7 Wholesomeness

consistent sleep patterns? haven't heard that name in years

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Since Tumblr is going downhill you can follow me on Instagram

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For your daily gay posts

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Me: boys are gross, I don't want a boyfriend because they're icky

My parents: yep, that's my totally heterosexual child, just your normal straight person

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Female, presenting nipples.

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I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed

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It's cold season and you know what that means

It means wearing several layers of jackets and not be looked at weirdly

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I live for the moment that I wake up and see my lover across from me peacefully sleeping and I scoot closer and cuddle them

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Honestly, cats 👌

Dogs 👌

Any animal at all 👌

People who hurt those animals 👎

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Last night I gave you my heart

And the very next day you threw it away like the heartless bitch you are

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Every male ever: that short hair on you makes you look like a boy

My closeted gay ass: oh wow, I didn't notice

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Me: I want to update my header

Tumblr: oops, something went wrong

Me: whack

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I was told dogs don't understand it when you get onto them for pooping in the house but this morning I pointed to some poop and asked who did this and I've never seen a dog look so guilty

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Just realized that my posts weren't posting to this account

Oops

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I just saw my human eat the leftover pizza from last night cold and honestly I'm shook

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Never forget to do self care, watch a movie you love, take a bubble bath, paint, do things that are relaxing and don't forget to eat good things

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The cold weather makes it great to grab a person and blanket and cuddle them in front of a warm fire

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I'm so bad at telling people apart that I could meet someone really famous and me and my dumb brain will think that they're just another average person

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The news said that school was cancelled because there are chances of snow but all i see is rain, oh well, at least my human is happy and can stay inside where it's warm

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To all the LGBT+ kids who's family doesn't accept them

I'll adopt you, you're my children now and I accept and love you for who you are