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Bisexual moron that consumes way too much carbonated water/Tall boi/I deem myself the creator of SirenHead-Chan!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

good morning tumblr. something truly atrocious has appeared in my inbox (porpoise with human skin). for $7 i will refrain from posting this atrocity. you have 24 hours. yes this is a hostage situation

[totally-not-an-o5]

Your hostage scenario does not frighten me, for I have seen the worst the internet has to offer

[itsapmseymour]

Give yourself 30 seconds to take a breather with some rain 💕

[totally-not-an-o5]

Thank. You. So goddamn much.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

good morning tumblr. something truly atrocious has appeared in my inbox (porpoise with human skin). for $7 i will refrain from posting this atrocity. you have 24 hours. yes this is a hostage situation

[totally-not-an-o5]

Do it. I have experienced the horrors of r/guro and Euphoria, Nothing within this realm can scare me. 

[totally-not-an-o5]

Okay I know this is probably asking a lot

But, could someone lay out a step-by-step tutorial on how to draw a trap/femboi? Or any human being? Thank you!

[totally-not-an-o5]

Senpai~ Notice me!~

Oh right, I forgot that I created you. I’m scared now.

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Lmao straight men are something else

[totally-not-an-o5]

We might as well call him gay, because he is fucking nuts.

[itsapmseymour]

Caifé Cyana is now hiring! If you wish to join, simply don this attire with your OC or favorite character, regardless of Gender 💖

(Caifé Cyana employees are in full right to drop kick anyone who grab your legs without consent)

[totally-not-an-o5]

Well damn, now I really need to learn how to draw

[totally-not-an-o5]

Tarkin: You may fire when ready

Death Star Gunner: Okay

Tarkin:

DSG:

Tarkin:

DSG:

Tarkin: Are you going to fire?

DSG: *Pouring a cup of tea* You said I may fire when ready

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

one sec i’m trying to remember a very amusing shitpost about chickens that i wrote in my head last night during bedtime 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

when chickens claw at the dirt for bugs they’re channeling the wrath of their gargantuan dinosaur ancestors gazing down to survey their prey with neither pity nor mercy in their black beady eyes

[totally-not-an-o5]

Yet when I do that I’m told to ‘please leave the terrarium’ and ‘you’re no longer allowed at this zoo’. How unfair is that?

[kenobi-general-blog]

Whos this wrong answers only

[totally-not-an-o5]

Anakin Skywalker, Jedi Master

[pukicho]

No one told me that people across the world spoke and sounded differently than me, I thought they were teasing me

[totally-not-an-o5]

Hey, uh Puki, people across the world speak and sound different than you, they aren’t teasing you

[itsapmseymour]

Here yall go, the @pukicho exclusive.

[totally-not-an-o5]

Why do I feel like there’s gonna be lots of threats in this one?

[totally-not-an-o5]

And now, a mood

[totally-not-an-o5]

Somebody once told me, the world was gonna role me

Someone who isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

[totally-not-an-o5]

Okay, okay, so guys, think of this

Siren Head, but instead of that weirdass radio noises and stuff it makes, it makes anime noises.

Like, you're just walking along in the forest when you just hear: "*Siren activation noises* Nyaaaaa~ Senpaaai~ Notice me!" While these huge sounding footsteps come towards you from somewhere out in the forest