(Ex) Mafia Boss

Yes, I AM a JoJo fan, okay SOMETIMES I post about JoJo

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Can’t make Tumblr posts as often

Reason: I AM STUCK IN A FUCKING HEADGE MAZXE OH GOD PLEASE GET ME OUT HJEL;P ME

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Literally logged on again after god knows how long of inactivity just to say, fuck you Youtube, suck my balls Google. like actually. Corporate vultures.

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Oh shit, I had a tumblkr acount?? I forgot since I wass too buysy spending timme submerged neck-deep in frozen water surruonded by ice and shit... ice lake... ahhaha

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It’s a clown eat clown world out here.

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Shittily made meme, hope I didn’t give any of you horrible memories of the Death 13 episode! :)

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if you where a taco what kind of taco would you be

First of all: What And second of all: Idk, probably just one with meat, cheese and olives. Soft shell.

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THE HAWAIIAN PUNCH

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TRISH FORGOT THE FUCKING FLAOTIES FUCK AGHHGGGAG

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Stand Name:

Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Big Mac, Whopper

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I just wanna say, the opening to Chariot Requiem’s theme is fuckin’ good. Definitely sells that foreboding feeling of Chariot Requiem

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Put a cinder block on a metal pole boom call taht sledge hammr

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the motherfucking cheescake facotory

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"Hey! You wanna go to the moon?" I say, not even waiting for an answer as I launch the poor bastard into the black void of space.

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(they didn’t generate)

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AGH FUCK I HATE ANTS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I DON’T EEN HAVE FOOD IN HERE WHAT THE FUCK!!!

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It seems I have run out of post ideas.

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Listen my child, how many times do I gotta say you aren’t gonna get paid for shitposting on the internet?