friendly neighbourhood cryptid

*GURGLING NOISES*

[goodbusdriver]

shittybusdriver death moodboard

[big8cola]

how evil are you

[big8cola]

i don't know how to tell you guys this but you're not as evil as you think you are

[totallyaveragebusrider]

well that is most unexpected

[chosenbusdriver]

hey arent you the one the Prophet talked about? the one destined to save the cosmos and all. it mentioned something about a teenager but nothing about buses though. do i have the wrong person again?

Ahah! You must, for I am a Grown-up and Normal Bus Driver! Besides, what teenager has a mustache? [I point at an obviously fake mustache]

[totallyaveragebusrider]

hmm... the way i understand human customs that makes perfect and complete sense

i apologize Grown-up and Normal Bus Driver for the inconvenience

do alert us if you ever come across the chosen one

[funkybusdriver]

does this bus ever play mind-breaking static by any chance? i know a great band but only people from the 7th realm can really listen to it without getting blue and yellow spots for some reason

y'know what? i'll listen to anything once. here, you can borrow my aux! just for a few songs, though. i... i'm going to want it back. it's very important to me.

[totallyaveragebusrider]

i will only play a few dont worry :) wouldn’t want to endanger fellow passengers, you can have the aux back quickly

[funkybusdriver]

ooh, i kind of like this one!

[totallyaveragebusrider]

you have good taste friend

it is called k҉e҉-҉_҉8҉C҉t҉^҉6҉-҉A҉f҉ by A҉A҉e҉A҉A҉a҉a҉A҉A҉A҉A҉

the rest of the album is fantastic also

[funkybusdriver]

noted! i'd write that down, to check out later, but i'm half-certain my notepad (used exclusively for this purpose) would burst into flames.

[totallyaveragebusrider]

you would be correct in this assumption

something like a notepad would likely combust

though the sentiment is highly appreciated :)

[funkybusdriver]

does this bus ever play mind-breaking static by any chance? i know a great band but only people from the 7th realm can really listen to it without getting blue and yellow spots for some reason

y'know what? i'll listen to anything once. here, you can borrow my aux! just for a few songs, though. i... i'm going to want it back. it's very important to me.

[totallyaveragebusrider]

i will only play a few dont worry :) wouldn’t want to endanger fellow passengers, you can have the aux back quickly

[funkybusdriver]

ooh, i kind of like this one!

[totallyaveragebusrider]

you have good taste friend

it is called k҉e҉-҉_҉8҉C҉t҉^҉6҉-҉A҉f҉ by A҉A҉e҉A҉A҉a҉a҉A҉A҉A҉A҉

the rest of the album is fantastic also

[funkybusdriver]

today's commuter tune is reason for living by morgan page!

[totallyaveragebusrider]

i believe this does what humans call “slap”

[thebuslot]

can I park here...? -abandoned

OF COURSE YOU MAY! THE BUSLOT IS FOR ANY AND ALL!

[abandoned-bus]

Thanks. I’ve been alone a while

[thebuslot]

OH.... I HAVE AS WELL,.

[abandoned-bus]

did your driver leave you too? wait, you’re. not a bus

[thebuslot]

NOT NECESSARILY A DRIVER BUT.....THEY LEFT REGARDLESS

[abandoned-bus]

who left you? if you don’t mind me asking

[thebuslot]

IT WAS A WHILE I THINK. A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE HERE! AND ONE DAY THEY. UM. I DONT KNOW. NO ONE CAME AROUND ANYMORE. THE PARKING LOT WAS VERY EMPTY FOR A . LONG TIME I THINK.

[abandoned-bus]

Well I’m here now. I can stay for a bit

[thebuslot]

OH.. THAT .. WWOULD BE NICE .. THANK YOU :)

[alostbusthing]

I’m here, @abandoned-bus.

[abandoned-bus]

great! I’ll be back at the buslot soon

[alostbusthing]

May I hop in?

[abandoned-bus]

Sure, be careful, some stuff is fragile

[alostbusthing]

* I got in. Being careful and sat down * Alright, lets go get some passengers!

[alostbusthing]

Oh hello there! Would you like to come on the bus?

[totallyaveragebusrider]

i would find that a most enjoyable experience

you are kind for the offer

*a presence appears on the back of the bus. it does not have a visible face but expresses happiness regardless... somehow*

[alostbusthing]

* I smile and speak * ready to go?

[totallyaveragebusrider]

very much so

[alostbusthing]

* I start the bus and move slowly picking up speed *

[justabusrider]

could I hop on? i could really use some peace and quiet for a while.. maybe drive on a narrow road through a forest at dusk.. or past an old graveyard in the fog.. maybe even through a decrepit farm, overrun with weeds and wildflowers and eerie silence.. who knows

[thebuslot]

can I park here...? -abandoned

OF COURSE YOU MAY! THE BUSLOT IS FOR ANY AND ALL!

[abandoned-bus]

Thanks. I’ve been alone a while

[thebuslot]

OH.... I HAVE AS WELL,.

[abandoned-bus]

did your driver leave you too? wait, you’re. not a bus

[thebuslot]

NOT NECESSARILY A DRIVER BUT.....THEY LEFT REGARDLESS

[abandoned-bus]

who left you? if you don’t mind me asking

[thebuslot]

IT WAS A WHILE I THINK. A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE HERE! AND ONE DAY THEY. UM. I DONT KNOW. NO ONE CAME AROUND ANYMORE. THE PARKING LOT WAS VERY EMPTY FOR A . LONG TIME I THINK.

[abandoned-bus]

Well I’m here now. I can stay for a bit

[thebuslot]

OH.. THAT .. WWOULD BE NICE .. THANK YOU :)

[alostbusthing]

I’m here, @abandoned-bus.

[abandoned-bus]

great! I’ll be back at the buslot soon

[alostbusthing]

May I hop in?

[abandoned-bus]

Sure, be careful, some stuff is fragile

[alostbusthing]

* I got in. Being careful and sat down * Alright, lets go get some passengers!

[alostbusthing]

Oh hello there! Would you like to come on the bus?

[totallyaveragebusrider]

i would find that a most enjoyable experience

you are kind for the offer

*a presence appears on the back of the bus. it does not have a visible face but expresses happiness regardless... somehow*

[alostbusthing]

* I smile and speak * ready to go?

[totallyaveragebusrider]

very much so

[totallyaveragebusrider]

OOC

tags:

screeching - talking without answering to someone

screeching at my drivers - answering to someone

the elder one watches :) - im reblogging this but not adding anything except for tags

ooc - this

the characterization might be all over the place since i havent really thought about how the eldritch being will talk or interact, im just going along for the ride :)

edit: forgot to say, pronouns for the blog are he/it/they

[thebuslot]

can I park here...? -abandoned

OF COURSE YOU MAY! THE BUSLOT IS FOR ANY AND ALL!

[abandoned-bus]

Thanks. I’ve been alone a while

[thebuslot]

OH.... I HAVE AS WELL,.

[abandoned-bus]

did your driver leave you too? wait, you’re. not a bus

[thebuslot]

NOT NECESSARILY A DRIVER BUT.....THEY LEFT REGARDLESS

[abandoned-bus]

who left you? if you don’t mind me asking

[thebuslot]

IT WAS A WHILE I THINK. A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE HERE! AND ONE DAY THEY. UM. I DONT KNOW. NO ONE CAME AROUND ANYMORE. THE PARKING LOT WAS VERY EMPTY FOR A . LONG TIME I THINK.

[abandoned-bus]

Well I’m here now. I can stay for a bit

[thebuslot]

OH.. THAT .. WWOULD BE NICE .. THANK YOU :)

[alostbusthing]

I’m here, @abandoned-bus.

[abandoned-bus]

great! I’ll be back at the buslot soon

[alostbusthing]

May I hop in?

[abandoned-bus]

Sure, be careful, some stuff is fragile

[alostbusthing]

* I got in. Being careful and sat down * Alright, lets go get some passengers!

[alostbusthing]

Oh hello there! Would you like to come on the bus?

[totallyaveragebusrider]

i would find that a most enjoyable experience

you are kind for the offer

*a presence appears on the back of the bus. it does not have a visible face but expresses happiness regardless... somehow*

[thebuslot]

can I park here...? -abandoned

OF COURSE YOU MAY! THE BUSLOT IS FOR ANY AND ALL!

[abandoned-bus]

Thanks. I’ve been alone a while

[thebuslot]

OH.... I HAVE AS WELL,.

[abandoned-bus]

did your driver leave you too? wait, you’re. not a bus

[thebuslot]

NOT NECESSARILY A DRIVER BUT.....THEY LEFT REGARDLESS

[abandoned-bus]

who left you? if you don’t mind me asking

[thebuslot]

IT WAS A WHILE I THINK. A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE HERE! AND ONE DAY THEY. UM. I DONT KNOW. NO ONE CAME AROUND ANYMORE. THE PARKING LOT WAS VERY EMPTY FOR A . LONG TIME I THINK.

[abandoned-bus]

Well I’m here now. I can stay for a bit

[thebuslot]

OH.. THAT .. WWOULD BE NICE .. THANK YOU :)

[alostbusthing]

I’m here, @abandoned-bus.

[abandoned-bus]

great! I’ll be back at the buslot soon

[alostbusthing]

May I hop in?

[abandoned-bus]

Sure, be careful, some stuff is fragile

[alostbusthing]

* I got in. Being careful and sat down * Alright, lets go get some passengers!

[goodbusdriver]

*after a quick stop at Space Taco Bell, the buses arrive at their destination. it’s currently unclear how many buses are packed into the confines of the uber-powerful ShittyBus—nor just how many may be needed to accomplish the monumental task at hand: to rescue their friends from Space Prison*

Well, we’re here, guys. GoodBusInc Prison is just past that 8th Dimensional Force Field… a sort of Temporal Lock that prevents time travel in and out. Only a creature of terrifying, extra-worldly eldritch power could possibly hope to tear a hole in that thing.

I-I guess we’re done here… beaten before we even began.

[justthebus]

please for the love of god try and do something

[justabusrider]

ok game plan. first of all @eldritch-bus-driver and/or the Erikas can you help with the field?? If not we’ll just have to do this in the present. It’ll be a little harder but I have some C4 and the friendship of Jeff Peff and Meff, and I think with the help of the shittybus we can do it.

[eldritchhorseliker-deactivated2]

*in a very nearby zone the light projected on the air… or the air itself starts to become an spiral, shrinking towards the insides. With a blast of light a normal bus materializes from within the, now vanished, spiral of “reality”. from the bus door a four-eyed figure emerges.*

howdy ;;) Someone informed me you were in a little predicament!

and that I might be able to help

I am at your services my comrades

[goodbusdriver]

*the assembled bus drivers watch as the Eldritch-Bus-Driver approaches the swirling barrier of the 8th Dimensional Force Field—their counter-opposed energies humming as one. there’s a crackle, and a pop of bright blue light courses from its fingers and into the field, which trembles, and falters as true reality peers through… and finally… the bubble pops*

*behind the bubble, GoodBusInc Prison is practically obscured by millions and millions of drones—drones which just so happen to look a lot like the Electric Brands eBussy*

Uh… @mediocrebusdriver, can you do something here?

[funkybusdriver]

does this bus ever play mind-breaking static by any chance? i know a great band but only people from the 7th realm can really listen to it without getting blue and yellow spots for some reason

y'know what? i'll listen to anything once. here, you can borrow my aux! just for a few songs, though. i... i'm going to want it back. it's very important to me.

[totallyaveragebusrider]

i will only play a few dont worry :) wouldn’t want to endanger fellow passengers, you can have the aux back quickly

[abandoned-bus]

HEY WHERE THE HELL ISMY BUS DRIVER

[totallyaveragebusrider]

have you tried looking in the lost and found reality segment

if they wandered too far past the confines of their assigned world you might find them there

[abandoned-bus]

I can’t move no driver

[totallyaveragebusrider]

oh

can you shift your consciousness there

or you could send an envoy

unless being a bus means having no consciousness to shift

in which case this would be quite the predicament indeed

[abandoned-bus]

HEY WHERE THE HELL ISMY BUS DRIVER

[totallyaveragebusrider]

have you tried looking in the lost and found reality segment

if they wandered too far past the confines of their assigned world you might find them there

[thebuslot]

Buses (so far)

@goodbusdriver

@shittybusdriver [deceased]

@neutralbusdriver

@averagebusdriver

@justabusrider

@justthebus

@mediocrebusdriver

@verylostbusdriver

[thebuslot]

NEW ADDITIONS:

@funkybusdriver

@alostbusthing

[thebuslot]

NEW ADDITIONS:

@ghostbusdriver

[thebuslot]

NEW ADDTIONS:

@clownbusdriver

[thebuslot]

NEW ADDITIONS:

@totallyabusdriver

[thebuslot]

NEW ADDITIONS:

@competentstagecoachman

[thebuslot]

NEW ADDITIONS:

@eldritch-bus-driver

@phantomthiefbutonabus

[thebuslot]

NEW ADDITIONS:

@chosenbusdriver

@abandonded-bus

@lostbusridingchild

[thebuslot]

NEW ADDITIONS:

@buspassenger

[thebuslot]

NEW ADDITIONS:

@totallyaveragebusrider

[totallyaveragebusrider]

i am here

and i am also there

i am in many places. which means i can ride many buses. and i think that is a very good thing :)

[eldritchhorseliker-deactivated2]

is your bus floor toxic goo proof or do i have to bring a bucket again

is resistant enough to survive royal water so... you can also bring the bucket just for if its not enough

and dont drool on the other NORMAL passengers.

[totallyaveragebusrider]

i can attempt not to