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@goodbusdriver
We interrupt whatever JUNK of radio shows you were listening, to bring you the ONLY GBI radio station, now broadcasting world-wide~!
AND DON'T ATTEMPT TO CHANGE THE STATION, you know you don't want to~!
now, good listeners, go and tell everyone, tell them to Tune in :)
you know what? *shittys your busdriver*
If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.
what are you a cop
Not quite. I almost was, though.
oink oink bitch runs you over
And why haven't you been imprisoned yet?
well they tried but you'll never guess what i did to them
We'll get you someday. Mark my words.
who's mark
Who?
No, we're not talking about who! We're talking about Mark!
Who is Mark?
No, he's not, who's the head of HR!
Who's the head of HR?
Nevermind-- I'm just going to kill you myself.*
*Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Gᴏᴏᴅ Bᴜs Dʀɪᴠᴇʀ "Gᴏᴏᴅʏ Tᴡᴏ Sʜᴏᴇs" ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴛ ᴀɴʏ sᴏʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴏɴ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs sᴛᴀᴛᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅɪᴄ ᴇғғᴇᴄᴛ.
you know what? *shittys your busdriver*
If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.
what are you a cop
Not quite. I almost was, though.
oink oink bitch runs you over
And why haven't you been imprisoned yet?
well they tried but you'll never guess what i did to them
We'll get you someday. Mark my words.
who's mark
Who?
No, we're not talking about who! We're talking about Mark!
Who is Mark?
you know what? *shittys your busdriver*
If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.
what are you a cop
Not quite. I almost was, though.
oink oink bitch runs you over
And why haven't you been imprisoned yet?
well they tried but you'll never guess what i did to them
We'll get you someday. Mark my words.
who's mark
Who?
you know what? *shittys your busdriver*
If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.
what are you a cop
Not quite. I almost was, though.
oink oink bitch runs you over
And why haven't you been imprisoned yet?
well they tried but you'll never guess what i did to them
We'll get you someday. Mark my words.
you know what? *shittys your busdriver*
If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.
what are you a cop
Not quite. I almost was, though.
oink oink bitch runs you over
And why haven't you been imprisoned yet?
Does your bus line travel anywhere near Nightvale?
No, as no such place exists.
So my friend here who is definitely not 30 rats in a trench coat would like to get on the bus. No you can’t see his face, do you know how offensive that is? He needs to keep his hat that low because… religion or something. I’ll cover his fare.
He has to pay extra, due to the recently approved Ramonala Ratperson Inequality act.
you know what? *shittys your busdriver*
If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.
what are you a cop
Not quite. I almost was, though.
you know what? *shittys your busdriver*
If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.
f in the chat for the old man 😔
The previous driver seemed to cultivate this blog strangely. No matter, I will bring order to it.
Where is shittybusdriver?!?! What did you do!?
Oh, you know.
Is it okay if I make a bus driver blog? I really want to and I have everything set up. I just want an okay from the bus drivers before I go full steam ahead.
go right ahead :) one of the others’ll send you a discord link. I’m on hiatus rn
“nobody in miami knows how to drive” “nobody in austin knows how to drive” “nobody in chicago knows how to drive” maybe we shouldnt have cars
Maybe we should find people who are good at driving and give them really big cars, and then people can just pay a small fee to be driven around the city. Maybe in a regular loop so people always know where they'll be at certain times of the day.
But what if those really big cars were also really long and fast?
And what if they ran on electricity? But what to call them?
Fantabulous Looping Electromnibus!
I VOLUNTEER TO DRIVE THE FANTABULOUS LOOPING ELECTROMNIBUS!!!!!!!
I recently learned there’s at least half a dozen osha accounts running around and it’s incredibly confusing. At least us timeline blogs do you the courtesy of all having completely different aesthetics and pfps
I also just learned there’s a bus driver RP community???? Including a lawyer bus driver and princess bus driver?? I must stress again this is REAL. This is not a posts-from-a-scarier-timeline post, this is a real, factual post.
was the lawyer bus the most weird part of this?
Man there’s a whole bunch of wierd ones. the lawyer is pretty normal actually.
there’s a bunch of freaks out there.
/lh
hey now were not THAT weird
angels, demons, sentient buses, gods, talking dogs, furries, catgirls, catboys, nyanbinaries, aliens, fucking planets, librarians and vampires… yeah not weird at all.
dont forget our totally normal guys [pans over to a corner filled with spider webs]
hey i exist
I leave this post for 2 seconds
I don't think people who don't drive are allowed to comment on road rage.
If you drove you would agree that wanting to swerve and pit maneuver that fucker and take us both out is actually a totally reasonable reaction. And you would appreciate my vice grip on my psyche to not do it.
Hmm. Never been a problem for me…
how many are in the bus driver universe? what’s the lore?? i must know what has happened. is everyone driving on different roads? how do you communicate? how did you die????????
There are maybe around 30 members overall, with about a dozen active at any time—for a partially comprehensive list, check out @thebuslot. If you decide to make an account, just dm any member for a link to the discord, where we’ll catch you up on the lore. But remember, you don’t have to be involved in lore to make an account and just goof off!
