[godshideouscreation]

*rips bong while on deathbed*

[lexxnova]

Girls be tryna “🥺” their way outta everything

[a-cosmic-raccoon-deactivated202]

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

[nice-wig-janis]

what even happens inside a dishwasher

[twofivee]

sometimes u gotta be like “ okay ” & leave that shit alone

[catchymemes]

[greelin]

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

[seriousjones]

why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

[pissvortex]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

these two are the first thing you see when you enter hell

[mahboi]

am i being interrogated

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pavelow]

Lower the driving age to 12 just for fun

[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms

[worstloki]

[elderberryoxymel-deactivated202]

[stability]