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chloe: you asked me what my sign is and i said that it was stop.

jake: if life is an ocean, i am a deep and handsome fish.

jeremy: if the world is my oyster, then i must have an allergy to shellfish.

michael: lovers are crazy people, sometimes they kill each other. just like a biblical brother did to his biblical brother, back in biblical times.

jeremy: biblical times?...

michael: biblical times!

brooke: you ask me "is it fun to cry over nothing"? it is!

the squip: after everything you made me do that you didn't ask for, you pay me back with rejection?!

jeremy: i want to honor her.

michael: you don't even know her.

jeremy: i'm PLANNING to know her!

christine: you of all people should know that barbara dropped the a at 18 as an act of rebellion. who wrote this, JAKE?!

the squip, about jeremy: he's just a boy in love, he can't be held responsible for his actions!

michael: nine o'clock? i’m sleep. ten o'clock? i’m sleep. eleven o'clock? i’m sleep. you at work? i’m at sleep.

the squip: according to my calculations, you’re a pussy.

jeremy: what did i do last night? i cried myself to sleep.

jake: man, i got tens of dollars in my pockets right now. no flex.

jeremy: i could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong, i’m unhappy - it’s not that.

jeremy: there is nothing that i know that can help you with your car ever.

the squip: why hasn’t it hit you? she doesn’t wanna bang you, somebody hang you.

brooke: who’s life sucks more, mine or-

jeremy and michael: ours.

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