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Lena: Get into the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Violet: That’s called murder, and I heard somewhere that it’s illegal.

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Violet: What horror movie scares you the most?

Huey: Birdbox.

Webby: The Shining.

Lena: It.

Louie: Saw.

Dewey: After watching High School Musical, I spent months being terrified that everyone around me would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.

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Dewey: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Scrooge: Wasn’t Launchpad with ye?

Launchpad: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Panchito: So, we’re both in love with Donald. What will happen to our friendship if he chooses me over you?

José: Obviously I will set my feelings aside and strive remain friends with both of you. As long as I get to best man at your wedding, of course.

Panchito: But what if he marries a third party and chooses me as best man over you?

José: Oh, all bets are off, amigo. I will fucking incinerate you.

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Donald, skittering across the floor in a crabwalk: Whomst’d’ve consumed mine ice juice?!

Gladstone, who has yet to understand how siblings work: Should... should I call Scrooge? What is happening?

Della, standing on top of the counter, t-posing for dominance: T’was I that hath consumed thine ocean sauce!

Donald: Fiend! I’ll have your spleen for this!

Della: *straight up screeching*

Gladstone, cowering under the table: Fethry! Call Scrooge, the twins have gone feral again!

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Huey: “Tea is just leaf water!” “Coffee is just bean water!”

Huey: Gee, it’s like everything is made of things. This door is just wood rectangle. This poster is just ink paper. This lemonade is just lemon water. I mean, wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation! Sure is a magical world we live in.

Louie: The sarcasm in this is fatal.

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Webby: If I wore a shirt inside out, the entire universe would be wearing the shirt except me.

Violet: Congratulations, you just explained Gödel’s Theorem in a single sentence.

Lena, somewhere in the distance: Nerd!

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Dewey, after doing something incredibly dangerous: Did we get that on camera?!

Huey: How are you not dead?!

Dewey: I HAVE NO IDEA. Do you see me dancing?

Louie: Yes, we saw you dance.

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Donald: It’s not that I’m bad at things, I’m just better at not doing them.

Gladstone: Don, no offense, but that sounds like something a middle-aged white suburban coffee mom would on a wall in her living room.

Donald: I would still rather stay in bed, but you’ve just given me all the motivation I need to get up and kick your ass.

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Dewey: Truth or dare?

Huey: Truth.

Dewey: How many hours have you slept this week?

Huey: ... dare.

Louie: Go to sleep.

Huey: I don’t like this game.

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Dewey: Everyone is perfect and beautiful in their own way! And anyone who disagrees can fight me!

Webby: I’m not disagreeing, but I do kinda wanna fight if you’re down.

Dewey: A fight for the sake of fighting is the purest form of fight. Let’s go.

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NegaDuck: Well, well, well. If it isn’t Darkwing Duck!

Darkwing: But it is me.

NegaDuck: No, it’s an expression -

Darkwing: Your villain tricks won’t work on me!

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Dewey: My name is Dewey, but you can call me…

Dewey: *whips off glasses to reveal another pair underneath*

Dewey: A hazard to society.

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Della: Move it or lose it!

Launchpad: Move what or lose what?

Della: Your ass and your ass, now move!

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Della: Please don’t make fun of me if I misuse dated cultural references, okay? Are we cowabunga on this?”

Louie: *sighs* Yeah, we’re cowabunga on this.

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Dewey: We have to be careful, guys. Someone here is possessed by an owl.

Louie: Who?

Dewey: That’s the thing! We don’t know-

Dewey: *narrows eyes suspiciously at Louie*

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Louie: I-I’m sorry, I’m having trouble processing this right now.

Scrooge: *hands him a pamphlet*

Louie: “So you’ve discovered that your Mom is alive and-” *throws it aside* I DON’T WANT YOUR PAMPHLET!!