Yeah, they definitely said that

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Rita: I'm a nice person mista Steel, but I'm about to start throwing rocks.

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Ruby 7: *a series of whistles varying in tone and pitch*

Juno: What Ruby said- get in, loser. We're committing vehicular manslaughter.

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Vespa: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.

Vespa: *upends the bottle*

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Juno: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

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Mick: Valentine's day? I'm ready. *sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on himself*

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Juno: So, according to my university, it is, quote, “my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department.”

Juno: Now, if you’re a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.

Juno: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!

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Juno: Hey, Wire. You know any birds?

Sasha: ???????

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Buddy: Yesterday, I overheard Juno saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Rita replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life

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Rita: laying on the floor listening to Mitski’s Strawberry Blond on loop isn’t a healthy way to deal with your feelings for Nureyev, y’know

Juno: shush, I almost had the vibe

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Juno: You know what? Fuck this, I deserve nice things.

Juno: *picks up Rita*

Juno: I'm taking this as emotional compensation.

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Rita: Hey mista Ransom, what's your star sign?

Nureyev: My what?

Rita: Your star sign. Like when you were born?

Nureyev: That's a bit personal, Rita...

Rita: Ohhhh don't worry mista Ransom! I'm not gonna hurt you or nothin, but I could prolly find it if I tried hard enough...

Nureyev: That- won't be necessary, Rita.

Rita: Great! I'm gettin' the feelin' you don't know, so why don'tcha tell me your birthday and we can find out!

Nureyev: I see... well, I suppose- don't tell anyone this, though. Alright?

Rita: My lips are sealed!

Later...

Rita: Mission Get Mista Ransom's Birthday was a success!

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Vespa: Hey, Steel. What the hell was that?

Juno: What the hell was what?

Vespa: You nearly got us all killed in there!

Juno: In where???

Vespa: The kitchen! I don't trust anybody in there, especially not you.

Juno: You... you know I can cook, right?

Vespa: Yeah, real convincing Steel.

Juno: I made dinner last night!

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no post today only technoblade plushie made to look like juno steel

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Rita: I don't get it mista Steel, how come they get to break the law but not us?

Juno: Because they're on the other side of the law, Rita.

Rita: That doesn't seem very fair.

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Vespa: Ay, Ransom. What're you doing?

Nureyev: Oh, this? Well, I'm working on a-

Vespa: I just realized I don't really care. But if I catch you being suspicious and I'll shoot you in the foot.

Nureyev, under his breath: what...?

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Nureyev: Rita, have you ever considered using your, ah... talents, for making a bit of extra cred? Now, I know it isn't the most legal thing in the galaxy but neither is what we're doing here.

Rita:

Rita:

Rita: I'm not sure what you're askin' me mista Ransom but I don't know if I like it.

Nureyev: ????

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Juno: Hey, big guy, what are your pronouns?

Jet: What's that?

Juno: Indicative but not exclusive to your gender identity.

Jet: Stop swearing at me.

Juno:

Juno, to Buddy: Buddy, what are Jet's pronouns?

Buddy: Oh, he doesn't really mind, but we use he/him.