Totally Correct Fairly OddParents

Quotes that actually appeared in The Fairly OddParents (most quotes are pre-S6)

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On the subject of A New Wish:

No, I'm not posting quotes for it. I don't care if it's good or bad; I'm not bothering with watching it and I want to keep this within the original series only (I'll throw some jabs here and there at Fairly Odder but none of the characters from that are showing up here). I'm just too exhausted with the reboots at this point. I DID see the first episode and while it's better than I was expecting...it's also nothing to write home about, at least for me. Maybe I'm just tired.

Adding to that if you're watching it, please just pirate it. Not only is Butch Hartman still involved as an executive producer (he's MUCH less involved but he's still in there so he is profiting off of it), but Paramount Global (Nick's parent company, AKA Viacom) is supporting Israel so in general please don't support anything Nick officially for a while (plus there's their piss poor response to Quiet on Set).

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Had to unplug this carbon monoxide detector cause the beeping was making me all light headed and nauseous.

Mr. Turner

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Jorgen: You fucked up. Timmy: I don't know what you're referring to but probably.

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And just when you think you’re at your absolute lowest a blonde motherfucker comes along and makes everything so much worse.

Timmy, about Remy

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People trip me out when they say shit like, “Oh I miss being 10 years old and not having problems.” Like what the fuck do you mean you didn’t have problems?

Timmy

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I don’t hold out much hope for Cosmo. He has many excellent qualities, but thinking is not one of them.

Wanda

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Wanda: How many things can you forget in one day? Cosmo: I don't know, I can't remember.

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Mrs. Turner: Honey, I thought you were decorating for Halloween. Mr. Turner: I am. Mrs. Turner: You're just putting up pictures of Dinkleberg. Mr. Turner: You said you wanted scary decorations.

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Just because I'm better than you doesn't mean you're worthless.

Trixie

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Most people your age die. Why. Won’t. You?!

Mr. Crocker, to his mom

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You're BOTH IDIOTS!

Jorgen, to Cosmo and Wanda

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My bully sense is tingling!

Francis

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Cosmo: ...And they lived happily ever after. The end. Wanda: Cosmo? Are you reading a bedtime story to a nickel?

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I’m tired of being an afterthought. For once, I’d like to be a ‘before-thought.’ Or just a thought.

Timmy

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I've recently learned that, for whatever reason, insurance companies haaaaaaate supervillains...which is weird, because they're basically the same thing!

Nega Chin

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Vicky: Hm. Maybe what I did was wrong. Vicky: ... Vicky: Nah.

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Take note: if something isn't funny and you just keep doing it, then eventually, it becomes a running gag.

Timmy, the third time the running gag of the episode happens