100 percent (not) canon

incorrect quotes blog because i have no self control and i've been dragged into this gay kappa anime with no intention of escaping [ icon by official artist migi and colored by mod ]

[stereotrauma-remade-deactivated]

okay see you all later

[totallycorrectsarazanmai]

“i ain't afraid to LOVE a MAN... and i ain't afraid to SHOOT one either”

— reo

[totallycorrectsarazanmai]

[ written on the bathroom walls ]

mabu: your kiss felt so real in my dreams

tooi: this is the most cringe shit i've ever heard

enta: this is so cute!

kazuki: this is some twitter thread shit

[alienforce]

sarazanmai ep 7

[totallycorrectsarazanmai]

kazuki: i can still hear his voice

enta: gay gay homosexual gay

[totallycorrectsarazanmai]

reo: i feel like i look like a magical high tech pervert

keppi: you look like an undertaker for clowns

mabu: you look like you tripped and fell into a spencer's

keppi: you look like a carpet fucked a nerd

[totallycorrectsarazanmai]

enta: IF YOU MAKE. ONE MORE CRACK AT ME, I AM GONNA.. DO SOMETHING TO YOU!

kazuki: oh yeah enta? what are you gonna do?

enta: IM GONNA...

enta: KICK YOUR... HEAD.

kazuki: oh! my head.

enta: YEAH

kazuki: not my ass?

enta: ...

enta: YEAH

[totallycorrectsarazanmai]

reo: LISTEN. MIDDLE SCHOOLERS ARE THE WORST. THEY'RE SO SCARY.

reo: they're like... cooler than us. AND THEY'RE ONLY FOURTEEN.

reo: SO THEY ALREADY KNOW THE MISTAKES OF THE OLDER GENERATION BECAUSE NO ONE SHUTS UP ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET

mabu: [not listening] YEAH

reo: like a fourteen year old would spit in my face and say "that's cringe" AND THEY'D BE RIGHT.

mabu:

mabu: it's those kappa kids isn't it

[totallycorrectsarazanmai]

mabu, upon seeing otter: ah! me pengy

[totallycorrectsarazanmai]

you guys are no match for my rooty tooty point-n-shooty.

chikai

[teaofpastels]

made this on kazuki’s birthday

[totallycorrectsarazanmai]

oh, so we just fight zombies now? guess this is what being a teen is like

kazuki

[totallycorrectsarazanmai]

reo: i love passively seeking righteous drama

mabu: like jesus!

[totallycorrectsarazanmai]

[texting]

chikai: send me a pic of the basement walls

tooi: im upstairs watching game

chikai: u awake

tooi: ya

tooi: i had some weed

tooi: the wall is melting

chikai: okay

tooi: life's too short for me not to piss on ur pillow rn tbh

tooi: worst case scenario you yell at me

tooi: then what

tooi: you're still gonna need a new pillow

tooi: consider this a threat

[totallycorrectsarazanmai]

i am no longer baby i want power

sara

[totallycorrectsarazanmai]

mabu: hey hey

mabu: do you know what bees make?

reo: ...honey?

mabu: yes dear?

[later]

enta: hey kazuki, what do bees make?

kazuki: i know this is a joke but i love you and want to follow through

kazuki: honey

enta: ......yes dear

[totallycorrectsarazanmai]

kazuki: i'm gonna change the world.

kazuki: i'm gonna protest global warming to my mom.