it's canon

Quotes from the Spectrobes games that absolutely totally happened and are correct and Super Canon, that's the truth. Blog runs via submissions. You are absolutely allowed to draw these, please @ me or send it to me via DM if you do. I also reblog Spectrobes related art I come across. Modded by @dragabond.

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Krux: Who tf is burning down my kitchen

Jado: Making breakfast for my glorious master

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Krux: It would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in Tarzan's forest. You have thirteen seconds before the planet fucking explodes, you Hot Topic Wannabe and you Orange Gumball son of a bitch! You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die.

Rallen: Hot Topic?!

Jado: No! My secret!

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Young Krux: Oh shit this juice is bangin yo!

Young Grant: It’s Krawl, asshole.

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Gelberus:  Anyone under 5’7 can’t be talking about fighting anyone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt me in the chest?

Rallen: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole!

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Rallen: What you’re doing is illegal. Krux: I’m not taking advice from you. You pronounce the “g” in “lasagna”.

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Jado: Like… y'know, nyah. Maja: …What. Gronos: NYAH~! Maja: Stop

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Krux: I should've left you at the ship's corner where you were trapped...

Grant: But you didn't.

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Kemeron: Zerva, what do you have? Zerva: A SPECTROBE Kemeron: NO

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Rallen: I’m not memorizing my multiplication tables! I have a calculator, and my ass is fat!

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Gelberus: I have a confession to make. The only reason I work for Krux is because no one else will accept my resume. Do you know how hard it is to get work when your only qualifications are “big” and “square”?!

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Rallen: Don’t fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side!

Rallen: *SCREAMS*

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Jado: I’m going to kill you…and then kill you again!

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Gronos: “War crime”, this! “Don’t eat the drywall”, that!

Rallen: Wait what.

Gronos: “Microwaving mice is wrong”, they said!

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Cool Advice From Spectrobes:

Grant: Age only affects appearance, and has no bearing on ability.

Jeena: Gender has no bearing on ability.

Kamtoga: Everyone has imperfections.

Salia: Prejudice births malcontents.

Jado: Become a dark spirit.

Rallen: *holding a Harumi* Time for crab.

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Zerva: anybody who is over 5’5”…. I hate your giraffe lookin shrek jumbo size t-rex looking palm tree lookin musty ass

Gelberus: need a stool? I couldn’t hear you all the way down there

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Sage: when’s your birthday?

Krux: Why so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

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Datis: do you know how many bones the human body has? It’s 206. Humans start with 369 when they are babies but they fuse. Wouldn’t you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I could help you?

Rallen: hi yes what the actual literal GENUINE fuck does this mean???