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Mikotsuhime: What's it like being tall?

Sheep: Is it nice?

Stella: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Old: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experiences, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

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Sal. The face that launched a thousand longer faces.

Samekichi

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I'm just killing for sport at this point. I don't know where my target is, so everyone is my target.

Vendetto

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Wadanohara: Marriage? I don't know, we still seem to be at the boyfriend-girlfriend stage.

Samekichi: WE FUCKED FOUR TIMES AND HAD A KID WADANOHARA

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Tsuribari: The doctor said if I can't find a new way to relate positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.

Tsurbari:

Tsuribari: I'm going to die.

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Samekichi is my best friend in the world. I give him a million octokisses a day. He does not like me, and barks at me and bites me all day long.

Tarako

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I don't normally chase after sharks but if he's over 6 feet tall and has good hair then a bitch might just powerwalk.

Tatsumiya

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Dolphi: SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

Dolphi: I LIVE IN A HOUSE

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Totsusahime: Let's play twenty questions.

Uomihime: Okay. What's your favorite color?

Totsusahime: Triangle. My turn: Do you like girls?

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Samekichi: Who says I made Sal up?

Fukami: Don't con me. He's a figment of your imagination.

Samekichi: And what makes you think you're not?

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Chlomaki: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way.

Lobco: Wait, what's the difference?

Chlomaki: One you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.

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Irena walking by: And they were roommates!

Cherryblod, shocked: Oh my god, they were roommates...

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i Amn just……….. an Orca on a Stroll. Thatse It . I Canot change this

Orca

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Interviewer: So Samekichi, what's your favorite kind of girl?

Samekichi, wrapping his arms around Wadanohara: My wife.

Interviewer: What about you, Sal?

Sal: Samekichi's wife.

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I love that it takes you half an hour to order a sandwich.

Samekichi, to Wadanohara

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Wadanohara: How do y'all play support?? I just wanna barge in and piece everyone how can you just stay back and not attack??

Fukami: Bad at aiming.

Memoca: Scared.

Dolphi: Bad at aiming AND scared.

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I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day: I'll die.

Fukami

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