WEi Incorrect Quotes

reminder that these fake quotes are jokes and for fun only 😌❤️. no hate to wei on my account, understood? 😠

[totallycorrectwei]

daehyeon: do you have a date for valentine's day?

yongha: yes, february 14th

daehyeon: i- never mind...

[totallycorrectwei]

cop: you're under arrest for trying to fit 5 people on a motorcycle

yohan: wait did your say 5?

cop: yes?

yohan: oh my god yongha fell off

[totallycorrectwei]

yongha: *trips over air*

daehyeon: haha you're so clumsy!

[later when yongha isn’t around]

daehyeon, punching the air: who the FUCK do you think you are

[totallycorrectwei]

yongha: quick! call 911 donghan hyung is chocking!

yohan: i'm trying but the number 9 won't work

yongha: turn the phone upside down and press on 6!

yohan: you're a genius!

donghan: god just let me DIE

[totallycorrectwei]

yongha: *gets a tiny papercut*

daehyeon: HASN'T HE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?

[totallycorrectwei]

daeheyon: for self-defense reasons, i'm going to pretend to be a robber and you guys have to act wisely

seokhwa: okay

junseo: sure

daehyeon: if you want to live give me all your money!

junseo: bold of you to assume i have money

donghan: bold of you to assume i want to live

yongha: *hands daehyeon some money* i know it's not much but i hope it helps

yohan: *takes the money out of daehyeon's pocket*

[totallycorrectwei]

yongha: is the pink panther a lion?

daehyeon: say that again but slower?

yongha: i don't get it?

daehyeon: he's the pink PANTHER

yongha: yes ok? but is he a lion?

daehyeon: yongha. angel. light of my life. he's a panther

yongha: is that a kind of lion?

daehyeon: no it's a panther

yongha: i just googled it and they're not pink?

daehyeon: AND LIONS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE?!

[totallycorrectwei]

donghan: if you had to chose between yongha and the money i have in my pocket, what would you chose

yohan: depends, how much money we're talking?

yongha: yohan?

donghan: eight cents

yohan: sold

yongha: YOHAN?!

[totallycorrectwei]

yongha, plucking flower petals: he loves me

yongha: he loves me not

yongha: he loves me

yongha: he loves me not

yongha: :(

daehyeon, running over with more flowers: IT'S NOT TRUE KEEP GOING

[totallycorrectwei]

kidnapper, negotiating with daehyeon: we have junseo. give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed

junseo: woah, woah wait, you think i'm only worth ten thousand dollars?

kindapper:

junseo: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-

[totallycorrectwei]

donghan: what do you think junseo will do for a distraction?

daehyeon: he'll probably throw a rock or make a noise. that's what i would do

*building explodes and several car alarms go off*

daehyeon: ... or he could do that

[totallycorrectwei]

911 operator : hello, this is 911 what's your emergency

junseo: i can't find up sexy

911 operator : what's up sexy?

junseo: nothing much, what about you?

911 operator:

[totallycorrectwei]

daehyeon: where were you last night?

seokhwa: at a party smoking weed

yohan: don't lie, you were at the library you fucking nerd

[totallycorrectwei]

seokhwa: hang the lights up

junseo: why do i have to?

seokhwa: you know why

junseo: yeah. i just wanna hear you say it

seokhwa, clenches fists: i'm too short

[totallycorrectwei]

junseo: i mean, sure i have my bad days. but then i remember what a cute smile i have

yohan: ...

[totallycorrectwei]

seokhwa: donghan in your point of view, what's the height of stupidity?

donghan: how tall is yongha?

[totallycorrectwei]

yongha: if seokhwa and i were drowning, who would you save?

donghan: you kids can't swim?

yongha: it's a hypothetical question, who would you save?

donghan: my time and effort