accurate danganronpa quotes

totally from the games 👌

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Toko: Why do I find every female pretty??

Sayaka: It’s called being gay, honey.

(A convo between me and my mom)

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this is from my twitter heje

keebo: ok, truth or dare? kokichi: truth! keebo: is it your turn to take out the recycling? kokichi: um- i meant dare keebo: i dare you to take out the recycling kokichi: i don’t like this game 

[dead-local-heathen]

Monokuma: I’m going to remove all of your bones, put them back in the wrong place and force you to do the Macarena.

[mydrincorrectquotes]

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so this is for the people that ship gonta x kokichi!

Gonta: Kokichi, what’s wrong?- Are you alright?

Kokichi, freaking out because of the bugs: AA-

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Komaru, as Byakuya and Makoto are making out: My brother’s as straight as uncooked spaghetti.

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Hajime: I wonder what lunch is today.. I hope there’s fries

Souda: [Turns to Hajime with an anxious look]

Hiyoko: [Looks at Hajime, terrified]

Ibuki: [Quiet for once]

Byakuya: What have you done-

Nagito, barging into the room: DID SOMEONE SAY HOPE?!

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[Mikan, screaming as she’s waking up from a nightmare]

Hiyoko: Ugh, you’ve been screaming for ten minutes.

Mikan: Then why didn’t you wake me?

Hiyoko: There was nothing on TV.

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Komaeda: I have a hobby.

Hinata: Being sad is not a hobby.

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Komaeda: I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or a bad feeling?

Hinata: Well... sometimes I have the feeling “I can do crystal meth”, but then I think, “hmm... better not.”