some of these are gonna be unhinged but like lbr who was expecting a tour to happen so quickly? who was expecting phil to randomly go blond?! so I had to have some things that feel like they’re out of left field
1. new d&p app or physical game
3. pet (my heart says cat but my brain says dog)
5. new corner of the phouse reveal
6. phil announces AP is going to be semi-inactive and it has one upload every other month (sad) because he is working on a solo proj (happy) > solo project is something sci-fi- and/or horror-related
7. completely out of the blue comment implying that d&p are gonna have kids one day and everyone is like hey what
8. new sponsorship and then the sponsor gets canceled for being a horrible business weeks after d&p post their video sponsored by them
9. tit is filmed and then not released for months bc they can’t find a platform for it à la WAD
11. super romantic vacation after the tour is over where they don’t announce it and are radio silent for two weeks and then randomly post a photo dump from it that includes a photo of dan kissing phil on the cheek or vice versa
12. dan goes viral on tiktok
13. dan and phil wedding invitations are leaked but it was actually an elaborate ruse set up by a phan who sent fake phwedding invites to a print shop
14. phil accidentally doxes his lurker account
15. someone finds an AITA post that they connect back to dan. the post is mysteriously deleted but dan never mentions it
16. dan gives up on the phullet by february and goes back to his regular hair
18. someone posts one of those tiktoks that’s like “love is everywhere if you look for it ❤️” that has a bunch of 2 second shots of random couples who don’t know they’re being filmed and one of them is d&p (OP has no idea who they are)
19. they try to wash the pheal and accidentally kill it (aka the stuffing gets fucked up in the washing machine). they try to replace it without anyone realizing but everyone notices
20. phil posts a reel trying some crazy dessert the size of his face that went viral online. months later dan is talking about it and implies that he and phil split the dessert. we talk about it for a month
21. dan makes a bunch of allusions to posting on daniel howell but it never actually happens
22. lessamazingphil comeback (aka phil posts a domestic video featuring dan)
23. one of them makes a passing comment about how there are talented authors in the phandom and it sparks a weeks-long debate about whether or not d&p read phanfic and if content creators have the right to enter into fan spaces
24. it is revealed they have a second house on IOM
25. they acknowledge that dab and evan are their proxies
26. they get a new editor
27. dan learns a new instrument (guitar perhaps)
28. pj and sophie talk about going to a wedding. everyone thinks it’s d&p’s and then someone figures out it wasn’t d&p’s wedding. but actually it turns out it WAS
29. another charity livestream (WAD cubes anyone? 💔) and one of the prizes is that phil will dye his hair a wild color. tyler oakley posts a thirst tweet about it
30. dan and phil randomly do a hosting gig for the BBC
31. they learn to cook solely because they get paranoid about getting a deliveroo driver that recognizes them
32. they voice characters in a video game and everyone is so excited only for it to be like big hero 6 where they have two lines each
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