ButchLikesChocolateMilk™

I type really stupid shit that I think up at 3 am while contemplating my existence, so you're just gonna see bunny, the ppg, the rrb, and the ppnkg's do really weird shit . . also I kno I seem like a bitch but uh,, none of the stuff I ever say is directed at one person and I'm not really trying to hurt anybody haha, I'm just making shitposts for a fandom that doesn't have enough shitposts

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Bro some of the jokes I made on here as a teenager suck actual ass I gotta crack my knuckles and get funnier

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Brick is a diluc main, I do make the rules.

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Bunny girl debate

Brick: ok hear me out, if youre a bunny girl does that mean you can get double pregnant?

Boomer: what the fuck is double pregnant? Stupid.

Blossom: Rabbits can get pregnant a second time, whilst already pregnant, i believe other rodents can do the same--

Bubbles: PLEASE stop talking about this

Brick: imagine saying "whilst" with a straight face

Buttercup: imagine saying double pregnant and not shitting yourself from embarassment

Berserk: hey wait if youre a bunny girl wldnt hunting dogs chase you?

Brat: are you saying bunny girls are hunted for sport?

Buttercup: wait-- what about cat girls

Brute: they piss all over everything i guess.

(Silence)

Butch:hey if brick is made with puppy dog tails

Bubbles: oh my god

Brick: shut up

Buttercup: Brick's a furry.......

Bunny: YOURE GONNA HUNT ME FOR SPORT???

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Blossom: ive been studying for the past week, nothing can make me forget all this knowledge.

Butch: AHA! Zamnn....wut are birds thoe? Lmfao,,,,

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Robin: you seem excited!

Boomer: what can I say?? I guess I'm a HYPE-oconmeemac

Mitch:.... that word sounds made up

Mike: oh..my god.

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Me, doesn't post for like five months:

Me: haha Boomer as a tiktok e boy heeheee

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Yuh

Robin: why is that blonde boy crying....?

Buttercup:..?? Oh, he forgot his tiktok acc.

Boomer, crying and apologizing in slow mo:

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its April fool's day, :|

Butch: BRICK

Brick: hm-

Butch, in a princess peach costume: I'm your long lost mother

Boomer: MOM!??

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Blossom, speaking into a microphone: listen, Mitch, I know you wanna come through the gate... but I think your high, and the last time you were high you have Bubbles an existential crisis

Mitch: GOD??? IS THAT YOU???????

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Butch and boomer: we're gonna challenge the sun!!

Brick: oh rad mind if I come along

Mojo: you dumb bastards, take a laser gun.

Him:

Him: but you'll di- you know what, goodbye kids,

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Mojo: //breathes

Princess: ew.

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Boomer: my father traumatized me...

Blossom: Boome-

Boomer: anyways, that girl over there can fuck me

Blossom:,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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Bubbles: what a cutie patootie, whook at your whittle cheeks, oh yes your a big toughie aren't cha

Brick: bubbles if you don't put me down I swear to GOD

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12 year olds in this fandom must think I'm a bitch

Blossom in every single fanfic on wattpad-

B-B-BRICK!! I LIKE,,,BRICC- BUT FORBIDDEN LOV!!- OOO! IS THAT BUTTERCUP? TIME TO VIOLENTLY CRUSH HER SELF ESTEEM UWU- BUT I HAVE A REASONNN, IM IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP WITH-///looks at smudged writing on hand// ANOTHER RED HEAD WHO HAPPENS TO MANIPULATE ME!! UWAAAHHH!!

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Stuff thats stupid that makes me kinda amused but as the ppg I guess.

Idk what I'm doing anymore y'all lol--

Blossom: cringey fic someone wrote when they were 12

Buttercup: someone just learning they can say "fuck" when they're like 12 and they just end up using it every other word

Sedusa and princess: two friends who are both kinda idiots but trying their best to get something right and just completely fucking it up

Butch: every single weird saying in hentai

Bubbles: the kid that comments on yt vids saying if you curse they'll kill u

Boomer: rawr XD

Brick: script format roleplay nsfw fic

Brute: Wish. com titles.

Berserk: UWU UWU YAY!!!

Brat: angry chihuahuas

Mojo: comments from 2010

HIM: the rainbow filter that was on every ppg x rrb tribute from 2009

The gang green gang: weird voices that someone forces while trying to sound creepy or something but then they just end up sounding more weird

The professor: mumbling to yourself about an argument you had 10 years ago and finally realizing the perfect roast but you can't roast now cause they don't remember it so now you gotta sit here and wait for them to maybe start it up again before you forget

Fuzzy: Nya'll

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Idk lol this was just 4 fun cause it's late and I was thinking about all these things at some point, Obviously theres other stuff that makes me amused but this is all I wanted to write rn lol

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Sorry y'all I'm just a thot and a dumbass friend of mine (@cinyanmon ) did one of these with just the ppg and all the art is by my edgy fren (@yosuehere ) because I love roasting the ships in this show and I'll never let anyone know what ships I actually like so lol

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Haha I will never have a confession scene go right on this blog

Boomer: BLOSSOM!!!! THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU,,,THAT,,,DRIVES ME CRAZY

Blossom: ////anime blushus

Boomer: your fucking shoe is untied man you need to fix that