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all reblogs baby

[dontgetwisewithme]

Cuddling with a hand full of titty

[marvelslag]

I see no difference

[snoopyist]

girls be like “i literally cant do this anymore im at my limit” [continues to do this]

[godmothersbackbone]

 via  Gridllr.com  —  sharing is caring!

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[godmothersbackbone]

 via  Gridllr.com  —  see your older Likes!

[jayykesley]

my brain, stomping it’s feet: i wanna use one inconsequential negative experience to spiral into an echo-chamber of self hatred!!!

me, stirring my tea with my little plastic knife: no, we don’t do that anymore

[sunshinesteviee]

sdhjkhfss pls enjoy my tiktok that kinda blew up omg

[peterismymans]

so i was looking at the white board showing all of the title ideas for spiderman 3 as one does and noticed something. tell me if you’ve spotted it.

don’t see it yet? here’s a closer look.

RIGHT HERE! STONY SHIPPERS ARE WORKING ON THE SPIDERMAN 3 MOVIE 🔊🔊🔊

this is an edit that I found on twitter

[bebx]

WAIT HOW COME I DIDN’T KNOW ROBERT DOWNEY JR WAS BEHIND THIS FAMOUS MEME HELP

[themultiverseofmarvel]

[beachgothgay]

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

[im-a-fully-realized-creation]

[starsiignals]

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

[funnytwittertweets]

[goweninsane]

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

[goweninsane]

like this

[tomparkerpetermanspiderholland]

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

[liquid-geodes]

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

[goweninsane]

Say no more

[liquid-geodes]

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

[cacoughphany]

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

[liquid-geodes]

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

[cacoughphany]

i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

[cacoughphany]

@grimmtales13 @timetravelingcacti

Your wish is my command

[liquid-geodes]

DOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[cacoughphany]

this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life

[liquid-geodes]

I’m sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife

[cacoughphany]

Too soon-

[liquid-geodes]

ITS BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS (according to google)

[spacingout]

Perfect timing for ides of march

[cacoughphany]

how is this post still alive

[liquid-geodes]

Because we hit the one requirement for tumblr fame: Julius Caesar

You know these fucks go ham for the ides of march

[cacoughphany]

over 2000 (according to google) slutty years later and his fanbase still at it huh

[hotjmess]

I can’t tell you how much joy this whole thing gave me. viva la goose!!

[peashooter85]

Italian currasier’s close helmet, circa 1620.

from Hermann Historica

[biff-donderglutes]

:3

[pyropiano]

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[bogleech]

I love how fucking shitty this helmet’s expression is. Oh my god. Can you even imagine that face being the last thing you see with a sword through your chest. This was absolutely just designed to piss people off.

[garbage-empress]

*wears a little armored helmet that pisses you off*

[sprotteslaettberg]

I love tumblr because nowhere else I can log on in the morning and see my dash full of posts about stabbing caesar and without checking the calendar immediately understand that it's March 15 again

[amygdalae]

Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper

yknow what? Fuck you *unstitches your clothes*

[forever-memes]

March in 3 months

[leftboob-enthusiast]

[ppaarraassaauurroolloopphhuuss]

[aflo]

Boy Where Me God Damn Body Warsh Is