Baps You With My Paws

| Ella | 27 | BI | 18+ | ✨Active @dxckgrxson✨ The love you put into this world will always find its way back to you

[eroscestlavie]

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

[chimpanzeedotcom]

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

[lipglosswearer]

why aren’t all mugs microwave safe. grow up.

[pancakeke]

[bat-luun]

[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

[hydrocities-left]

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

[hydrocities-left]

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

[loufofbread]

kitten

[loufofbread]

man. what on earth.

[loufofbread]

ok i flipped it. sorry

[greelin]

no i don’t hold onto resentment ever. Hope they die though however

[64mpg]

i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though

[rambl1ngr0se]

waaaahhh!!! wahhhh!!!!

[libraford]

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

[ashestoashesjc]

[bisexualisteve]

the sun's abt to catch these hands

[ID: A four image digital comic. First image is Steve in his winter soldier outfit, drawn from the thighs up with one hand on his hip. An off screen reporter asks: "Is there anything you wouldn't do for Mr. Barnes?". The next image is Steve lifting one hand up, a bashful expression on his face as he answers the pale hand holding a microphone: "I mean, no, not really. Bucky is my best and oldest friend, he's been with me ever since i was a sickly, 95 pound kid. He's all I have left before the ice. I think there's very little that I wouldn't do for him." In the next image is Bucky, also in his winter soldier outfit, drawn from the thighs up, his hands crossed as the same off screen reporter asks the question: "Is there anything you wouldn't do for Captain America?" The next image Bucky answers, deadpan: "I'd kill the sun if Steve said it was bothering him." End ID.]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

antman:

villain: what you gonna do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao lemme get the magnifying glass

spiderman:

villain:

villain: ill just turn myself in,

[akutamis]

Um actually,

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

it was bold of me to assume he wouldnt actually do this in canon,

[mmmnn11-deactivated20240503]

Some doodles that I uploaded on my twitter :D

[mcu-daily]

Stealth suit appreciation post.

“I like the stealth suit from Cap 2. The dark, navy blue suit from the opening of Winter Soldier when I’m on the Lemurian Star, messing people up on that ship. And in the elevator! That’s my favourite. I have requested it every movie, but the people at Marvel really like a little red. They like a little red in there. Which is fine. It’s Cap; I get it.” - Chris Evans

[kkinkshamer]

[mhalachai]

“By the first world war, soldiers swore so much that the word “fucking” came to function as no more than “a warning that a noun is coming”. “

Guardian review of Holy Sh*t: A Brief History of Swearing by Melissa Mohr 

[dragonsrequiem]

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

Accurate

[sreppub]

all of the avengers are t-shirt-stealing gremlins 😤

[sreppub]

all the tags are like omg 2012 avengers i miss you... welcome to my house, new friends. 2012 avengers never left

[ruffboi-mags]

#oh thank god 2012 avengers fandom #I've had the most terrible dream... (via @jackironsides​)

[heroes-daily]

Yelena Belova + Outfit Appreciation. ⤷ White Stealth Suit + Vest

[laufyeson]

it’s a gun