Totally real zero

i am totally actually definitely @z3r0th3h3r0

[totallyrealzero]

temp intro post until i am motivated to make an actual one

this blog is made by @0dividedby0haha and inspired by @z3r0th3h3r0

totallyrealzero uses any pronouns including any neos but prefers to be called the same pronouns as zero

if there are any errors in the text they are because totallyrealzero is a more sentient fleshcousin that spawned by mitosising off of me as before they existed they were me copying zero’s voice (totally not a lucky coincidence allowing me to be a bit lazy)

and they can break the fourth wall if they want

[pear-wigglers-llc]

hello pear man could do you nine from bfdi perhaps

Nine has been sent to The Pear Wiggler

[andrea-has-a-malicious-intent]

sorry for tagging you but @v1ru5-teh-g00ber

[v1ru5-teh-g00ber]

second time I got tagged on this lmao

[0dividedby0haha]

idk who u are but starting a tag chain would be funny

@v1ru5-teh-g00ber have you seen this yet

[v1ru5-teh-g00ber]

definitely not bro

[totallyrealzero]

haven’t used this blog in a while (no chance to use it, as it’s an oc based on someone else’s rp blog) but anyways

“ @v1ru5-teh-g00ber have ya seen this yet?”

[unpleasant-apartment]

“hey sarah, ever met a sapient fleshcousin before?”

@totallyrealzero

*Sarah shrugs awkwardly.*

[totallyrealzero]

“so, how ya doing?”

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah starts throwing rocks at "Zero" for no reason in particular.*

[totallyrealzero]

“STOP IT! look at the sticky note, i’m not zero, just a fleshcousin!”

“and also one that breaks the fourth wall but that’s unimportant”

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah looked at the sticky note, then shrugged and continued pelting rocks at not zero.*

[totallyrealzero]

"I have soda...?"

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah stares at it and stops temporarily, only to start glaring at them.*

[totallyrealzero]

“do you not like this brand? i have more!”

*TRZ brings out a whole ass fridge with every soda ever*

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah grabs the sodas and starts throwing them at "Zero", only stopping a bit to drink a sprite zero.*

[totallyrealzero]

“that’s my favorite too! also, you can’t really hurt a fleshcousin with blunt force trauma (especially me) since fleshcousins are very malleable, but nice attempt! do you want any cookies? I really like your gradient!”

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah shakes her head and sits there with a blank look on her face.*

[totallyrealzero]

“ok! i have tons of other snacks! head over to the parkour civ floor if ya wanna hang out!”

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah shrugs and sits there, criss cross applesauce-ing while drinking her sprite.*

[totallyrealzero]

“Well, see ya! have a nice day!”

[unpleasant-apartment]

“hey sarah, ever met a sapient fleshcousin before?”

@totallyrealzero

*Sarah shrugs awkwardly.*

[totallyrealzero]

“so, how ya doing?”

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah starts throwing rocks at "Zero" for no reason in particular.*

[totallyrealzero]

“STOP IT! look at the sticky note, i’m not zero, just a fleshcousin!”

“and also one that breaks the fourth wall but that’s unimportant”

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah looked at the sticky note, then shrugged and continued pelting rocks at not zero.*

[totallyrealzero]

"I have soda...?"

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah stares at it and stops temporarily, only to start glaring at them.*

[totallyrealzero]

“do you not like this brand? i have more!”

*TRZ brings out a whole ass fridge with every soda ever*

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah grabs the sodas and starts throwing them at "Zero", only stopping a bit to drink a sprite zero.*

[totallyrealzero]

“that’s my favorite too! also, you can’t really hurt a fleshcousin with blunt force trauma (especially me) since fleshcousins are very malleable, but nice attempt! do you want any cookies? I really like your gradient!”

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah shakes her head and sits there with a blank look on her face.*

[totallyrealzero]

“ok! i have tons of other snacks! head over to the parkour civ floor if ya wanna hang out!”

[unpleasant-apartment]

“hey sarah, ever met a sapient fleshcousin before?”

@totallyrealzero

*Sarah shrugs awkwardly.*

[totallyrealzero]

“so, how ya doing?”

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah starts throwing rocks at "Zero" for no reason in particular.*

[totallyrealzero]

“STOP IT! look at the sticky note, i’m not zero, just a fleshcousin!”

“and also one that breaks the fourth wall but that’s unimportant”

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah looked at the sticky note, then shrugged and continued pelting rocks at not zero.*

[totallyrealzero]

"I have soda...?"

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah stares at it and stops temporarily, only to start glaring at them.*

[totallyrealzero]

“do you not like this brand? i have more!”

*TRZ brings out a whole ass fridge with every soda ever*

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah grabs the sodas and starts throwing them at "Zero", only stopping a bit to drink a sprite zero.*

[totallyrealzero]

“that’s my favorite too! also, you can’t really hurt a fleshcousin with blunt force trauma (especially me) since fleshcousins are very malleable, but nice attempt! do you want any cookies? I really like your gradient!”

[unpleasant-apartment]

“hey sarah, ever met a sapient fleshcousin before?”

@totallyrealzero

*Sarah shrugs awkwardly.*

[totallyrealzero]

“so, how ya doing?”

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah starts throwing rocks at "Zero" for no reason in particular.*

[totallyrealzero]

“STOP IT! look at the sticky note, i’m not zero, just a fleshcousin!”

“and also one that breaks the fourth wall but that’s unimportant”

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah looked at the sticky note, then shrugged and continued pelting rocks at not zero.*

[totallyrealzero]

"I have soda...?"

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah stares at it and stops temporarily, only to start glaring at them.*

[totallyrealzero]

“do you not like this brand? i have more!”

*TRZ brings out a whole ass fridge with every soda ever*

[unpleasant-apartment]

“hey sarah, ever met a sapient fleshcousin before?”

@totallyrealzero

*Sarah shrugs awkwardly.*

[totallyrealzero]

“so, how ya doing?”

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah starts throwing rocks at "Zero" for no reason in particular.*

[totallyrealzero]

“STOP IT! look at the sticky note, i’m not zero, just a fleshcousin!”

“and also one that breaks the fourth wall but that’s unimportant”

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah looked at the sticky note, then shrugged and continued pelting rocks at not zero.*

[totallyrealzero]

"I have soda...?"

[unpleasant-apartment]

“hey sarah, ever met a sapient fleshcousin before?”

@totallyrealzero

*Sarah shrugs awkwardly.*

[totallyrealzero]

“so, how ya doing?”

[unpleasant-apartment]

*Sarah starts throwing rocks at "Zero" for no reason in particular.*

[totallyrealzero]

“STOP IT! look at the sticky note, i’m not zero, just a fleshcousin!”

“and also one that breaks the fourth wall but that’s unimportant”

[unpleasant-apartment]

“hey sarah, ever met a sapient fleshcousin before?”

@totallyrealzero

*Sarah shrugs awkwardly.*

[totallyrealzero]

“so, how ya doing?”

[z3r0th3h3r0-deactivated20250921]

“hey zero liam’s supposed to be asleep rn but he’s making me send this ask, let’s play a game of telephone: ‘komasan eats all the icecream in the house’, now pass that phrase onto another blog from memory.”

@totallyrealzero

"Ok. Buddy."

[totallyrealzero]

“alright liam’s actually awake now how are you doin?”

[totallyrealzero]

@z3r0th3h3r0 check out my badges

[z3r0th3h3r0-deactivated20250921]

"WHAT DID YOU DO???"

[totallyrealzero]

looked at a tubi post

[totallyrealzero]

@z3r0th3h3r0 check out my badges

[viktor-ravencrest]

Loafing around.

[the-real-liquid-death]

coldkiller x from ace attorney trials and tribulations

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, ANONYMOUS TUMBLR USER

THANK YOU? I THINK?

[0dividedby0haha]

it is an over the counter medicine that exists in the univers of the game ace attorney trials and tribulations

[the-real-liquid-death]

SO ANON IS GIVING ME DRUGS?

[0dividedby0haha]

it kills colds good!

[the-real-liquid-death]

I DON'T HAVE A COLD

SO DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE DOING DRUGS NOW?

[0dividedby0haha]

idk

just keep it for when you have a cold

[the-real-liquid-death]

OK, TUMBLR USER 0DIVIDEDBY0HAHA

[totallyrealzero]

“it kills colds good!”

[z3r0th3h3r0-deactivated20250921]

“hey zero how ya doin today?”

@totallyrealzero

"GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!"

[totallyrealzero]

“no. <3”

[ilov3b00kss0much]

hi

hi!

[totallyrealzero]

[clungedestroyer]

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

@the-real-gmail

[the-real-gmail]

I am a tad confused at why I was tagged here /genq

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

You like puns

Sorry for the confusion /gen

[secretly-a-goose]

@the-real-gmail hey i think youd like this

[0dividedby0haha]

@the-real-gmail hey gmail look

[the-real-gmail]

No.

We are NOT doing this

[totallyrealzero]

“Doing what? anyways @the-real-gmail look at this!”