DO YOU LIKE WATER?! DO YOU LIKE SAVING THE PLANET FROM PLASTIC POLLUTION?! THEN YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, RAHHHHHHH!!
(for legal reasons, I'm not actually affiliated in any way with Liquid Death. I also own the blog @the-state-of-georgia-official ...I caved and made a second account, guys, I'm like Maryland now)
No, I'm not actually liquid death nor am I affiliated with them, yes this is a gimmick
My other gimmickverse blog is @the-state-of-georgia-official which is on my main
I decided to, with others, follow in the footsteps of @maryland-no-rabies to make another account (lmao hi, Maryland, I'm just teasing :³)
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Welcome, and I'll figure out tags soon enough!
And I'll put them under here :³
#RAHHHHH MURDER YOUR THIRST for in character stuff
#ooc for out of character stuff
#asks for asks
#MURDER HEAD DEATH CLUB BUT BETTER for my art (the murder head death club is what Liquid Death calls the NFTs they produce) when I occasionally post it
...and that's all I got so far-
Oh yeah also if you're scrolling either of the capitalized tags, do it in lowercase, trust...
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In character pronouns, any. You can call Liquid Death anything. Well not anything- but any pronouns you want. She? OK. He? Cool. They? Sick. Neopronouns? 🔥🔥
Out of character, mod uses she/her
Canon family: Liquid Death's flavors are their children, Sunny D Seltzer/ @sunnyd-seltzer-real is xer twin brother (another of my gimmick blogs), Dasani ( @/dasani-offical ) is both Sunny and Death's mother, BAI Coconut Water is their older cousin (who is also coincidentally a millennial)
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ranking of all the ones I've had so far (tierlist):
A: Killer Cola, Dead Billionaire, Severed Lime, Berry It Alive (room temp)
B: Mango Chainsaw, Rest In Peach, Mountain Water (room temp)
C: Berry It Alive (cold)
D: Mountain Water (cold)
F: Convicted Melon
This is also my in character favorite children list (I'm making them fight for sport to prove who's my favorite and least favorite child) so do with that information what you will
....ooc unfortunately I haven't tried any new flavors recently, so this is still up to date
WHA I JUST BOUGHT MY FIRST PACK OF LIQUID DEATH IN AWHILE AND YOUR BLOG SUDDENLY POPS BACK UP ON MY FOR YOU PAGE!?!?!? WOAH
IT'S MAGIC, I RECENTLY TRIED PUTTING IT IN OUR PRODUCTS, BUT MARKETING SAID IT WAS TOO INCONVENIENT TO HAVE ME TELEPORT OUT OF MEETINGS VIA SUMMONING SPELL, SO YOU MUST'VE GOTTEN ONE WITH RESIDUAL MAGIC
im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.
