This is 100% actual lore -Gale the Fae dragon

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Windsinger: “I’ve eaten soap. It tastes nice.”

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Gladekeeper: “I save plant by giving CPR!”

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Tidelord: “Drink and eat water”

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Windsinger: “I’m Windsinger and I’ve never seen a hatchling shit their pants before!”

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Stormcatcher: “NO NO NO. THIS IS A FEDERAL CRIME IN LIKE… EVERYWHERE.”

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Arcanist: “Darling, we can talk whenever you want. Just not with god”

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Shadowbinder: “Network unstable? I’m unstable.”

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Tidelord: “NO WATER FOR YOU BECOME CRUSTY!!!”

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Lightweaver: "If I'm gonna commit a war crime, it's for a good reason."

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Arcanist: "To talk to dead, one must make the dead"

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Flamecaller: "That's it im putting on Bibleman because you all need Jesus."

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Gladekeeper: "hey kid i just gave your mom a potato how do you feel 'bout that"

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Icewarden: "aH fuck, that lump was a person"

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Plaguebringer: “Aren’t kidneys like… Cobblestone generators?”

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Earthshaker: “ʰᵒʷ ᵈᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇʳⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵒʳˢᵉ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ᵗʰⁱˢ.”

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Shadowbinder @ Lightweaver: "your honor my client pleads oopsie daisy"