Henry Masterson

That's Headmaster to you n00bs! Transformers Animated Headmaster account.

[totalownage42]

WHAT UP N00BS!

Oh, its OVER for you posers now the Master Man is here!

My Hashtags:

#Henryposting - General me goodness

#TTT and #Total Ownage Tuesdays - Every Tuesday I will try and give advice. This can range from Tech, to DIY, to life stuff.

#Ask Henry - Submitted questions.

#Sinday Sunday - More mature discussion that happens on Sundays. (Please filter this tag if under 18)

#TotalOwnage42 - Tag for getting my attention and submitting art to my site to display under the Fanart section.

#KEK - General humor

#Henrycore - Things that I vibe with

#Total Memeage - Memes

#The Headmaster In England - When I visit @cybertronian-enthusiast in England and take pics and junk

#OOC - Out of character posts (Rare)

Henry's Loft Discord Server:

https://discord.com/invite/m8WfPZMU6b

The loft of Henry Masterson. | 30 members

Ask me stuff here, chumps: https://totalownage42.tumblr.com/ask

Read my about info and interaction rules: https://totalownage42.tumblr.com/CheckMeOut

I got a sick ass profile goin' on here so why don't you send me some totally sick msgs!

I'm pretty chill most of the time (UNLESS YOUR A LAME-O CAMPER POSER OR OLD MAN SUMDAC!)

Throne | Henry Masterson | My Wishlist

(Item requests always welcome! Go nuts!)

Everyone who isn't canon from the show (IE: Optimus Prime, or Sari or someone) will be a stranger to me by default. I don't care if you have some OC backstory, capiche?

Oh yeah, I might reblog some stuff with naughty-pants words in it. What can I say? I'm a pottymouth sometimes!

If anyone ever wants to talk to the muse/mun behind the account, do so via DMs. DMs I'll always be OOC unless prompted otherwise.

[missmeltycat]

WHOMP

Rekt

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[pinsir]

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

[totalownage42]

[totalownage42]

My Hashtags

#Henryposting - General me goodness

#TTT and #Total Ownage Tuesdays - Every Tuesday I will try and give advice. This can range from Tech, to DIY, to life stuff.

#Ask Henry - Submitted questions.

#Sinday Sunday - More mature discussion that happens on Sundays. (Please filter this tag if under 18)

#TotalOwnage42 - Tag for getting my attention and submitting art to my site to display under the Fanart section.

#KEK - General humor

#Henrycore - Things that I vibe with

#Total Memeage - Memes

#The Headmaster In England - When I visit @cybertronian-enthusiast in England and take pics and junk

#OOC - Out of character posts (Rare)

[hook-hand-hunter]

@totalownage42

Technology that can easily sever a Cybertronian's head... I might just steal one of those units for myself.

[totalownage42]

HAH! Jokes on you, chump! My NEW units aren't big enough for you!

[totalownage42]

TTT Time! - Defragging!

Aight n00bs! Get ready for another

TOTAL OWNAGE TIP!

You think your rig is fast just because you bought an expensive drive? Pathetic. Over time, deleted files leave digital garbage gaps that slow down your read/write speeds. Let's force a manual drive optimization to clean up the sectors.

Summon the Drive Optimizer!

Press the Windows Key on your keyboard.

Type Defragment and Optimize Drives and press Enter.

A system window will appear listing all your connected storage drives.

Identify Your Drive Type, Chump!

Look at the Media type column. It will say either Solid state drive (SSD) or Hard disk drive (HDD).

Masterson Note: This is critical. The system treats these two types of hardware completely differently.

3. Execute the Optimization Protocol LIKE A BOSS!

Select your main drive (usually C:) and click the Optimize button.

If it is an HDD: Windows will defragment it, neatly stacking scattered files together like puzzle pieces so the physical drive needle reads them faster.

If it is an SSD: Windows will send a TRIM command. This instantly wipes out data blocks that are no longer in use, ensuring the SSD writes new data at maximum factory speeds.

This tool is natively coded into Windows. It will never push a drive past its read/write limits. See, Windows automatically detects if a drive is an SSD or HDD, so it'll never be a loser and defragment an SSD (which would actually reduce an SSD's lifespan liek by a mondo amount), ensuring it only uses the safe TRIM protocol instead.

You do not need to download sketchy PC Cleaner software from the internet, which often contains malware or spyware. Yeah! You heard me! Loads of those things are packed with that crap! You think you're cleanin' up, but you're just adding more!

Lame-o disclaimer below:

All advice given is taken at your own risk. While every effort to be accurate and up-to-date sometimes tech changes. All advice given is safe to the best knowledge of the poster. (No not poser!)

@missmeltycat for the art.

[malachite-dream-boat]

Instructions unclear, I think I killed a Decepticon

[totalownage42]

[totalownage42]

TTT Time! - Defragging!

Aight n00bs! Get ready for another

TOTAL OWNAGE TIP!

You think your rig is fast just because you bought an expensive drive? Pathetic. Over time, deleted files leave digital garbage gaps that slow down your read/write speeds. Let's force a manual drive optimization to clean up the sectors.

Summon the Drive Optimizer!

Press the Windows Key on your keyboard.

Type Defragment and Optimize Drives and press Enter.

A system window will appear listing all your connected storage drives.

Identify Your Drive Type, Chump!

Look at the Media type column. It will say either Solid state drive (SSD) or Hard disk drive (HDD).

Masterson Note: This is critical. The system treats these two types of hardware completely differently.

3. Execute the Optimization Protocol LIKE A BOSS!

Select your main drive (usually C:) and click the Optimize button.

If it is an HDD: Windows will defragment it, neatly stacking scattered files together like puzzle pieces so the physical drive needle reads them faster.

If it is an SSD: Windows will send a TRIM command. This instantly wipes out data blocks that are no longer in use, ensuring the SSD writes new data at maximum factory speeds.

This tool is natively coded into Windows. It will never push a drive past its read/write limits. See, Windows automatically detects if a drive is an SSD or HDD, so it'll never be a loser and defragment an SSD (which would actually reduce an SSD's lifespan liek by a mondo amount), ensuring it only uses the safe TRIM protocol instead.

You do not need to download sketchy PC Cleaner software from the internet, which often contains malware or spyware. Yeah! You heard me! Loads of those things are packed with that crap! You think you're cleanin' up, but you're just adding more!

Lame-o disclaimer below:

All advice given is taken at your own risk. While every effort to be accurate and up-to-date sometimes tech changes. All advice given is safe to the best knowledge of the poster. (No not poser!)

@missmeltycat for the art.

[totalownage42]

Let's see... We got HenRae, maybe Ionry (or HenIonia), what other pairings you got ?

WHO SAID I HAD THOSE PAIRINGS!?

...

You know I don't know. I think there's like.......

Rae

Ionia

Kyung

Charlie

Raina

Bumblebee (Apparently)

Meltdown

Those are the ones I know of. Dunno about others, I guess you just gotta inform me!

[totalownage42]

Art: "Yo Masterman, you got any advice for me? My mom keeps promising to spend time with me only to then ditch me. Sometimes she does show up but my entire family often just leaves me behind..."

Aight, listen.... What your Mom and your family are doing? It completely sucks. There is no patch or cheat code that makes it feel any better when the people who are supposed to be in your squad just log off and leave you hanging. It’s a total system crash, and you have every right to be mad about it.

I actually know exactly how that feels. I poured all my processing power into building things for Sumdac, thinking I was part of the team, only to be tossed out like legacy software the second it was convenient for him. It hurts when people look right at you and fail to see your value.

But here is the absolute truth from someone who has been there: Their glitch is not your fault.

When your mom ditches you, it’s a flaw in her coding, not yours. You are not a n00b or a side-character just because they are treating you like one. You are the main player in your own story.

If they keep leaving you behind on the map, don't let it freeze your system. Keep moving forward. Build your own independent server. Fill it with friends, hobbies, and goals that make you happy. Surround yourself with a chosen guild that actually values having you in the party.

You’ve got a lot of processing power, yo. Don't waste it waiting around in a broken lobby for people who don't appreciate you.

[totalownage42]

Aight! Inbox me with anything you would want to see tips or advice on!

I can't promise I'll get round to ALL of them, but I'll try my best yo.

Anons are welcome, or don't hide yo face. Whatevs works.

[totalownage42]

Goin' to headbutt a pillow now, so drop me some inboxes and I'll answer them tomorrow!

[totalownage42]

Kyung: "Proud of you, honey.~" She not only gives Henry some well-deserved head pets, but also a kiss on the cheek!

[totalownage42]

hey henry. i didn't know if i should message you about this because its just stuff irl but i wanted to know what you thought. i came out as trans to my mom finally in full feminine clothing and she went crazy on me and threatened to throw me out. i'm 18 but i'm still living at home. i feel like shit because of it i thought shed accept me but she didn't

Whoa, hold on! Rewind the tape. You came out as trans and your spawn-point literally threatened to delete your housing access? Are you kidding me? What a toxic, low-tier, completely glitched NPC reaction!

Listen to me, and listen good... your Mom's code is broken. You presenting in full feminine clothing is just you modifying your character model to match your actual internal specs. It is a completely optimal build optimization and the fact that she can't handle it is a massive skill issue on her end. Do NOT feel like garbage because she started throwing errors at you. You are 100% valid, but right now, your primary quest objective is survival.

You are 18, which means you are technically on the adult servers now, but if you don't have an independent creds supply, being thrown out of your base is a critical threat condition. If she's being totes serious, secure your inventory immediately.

First rule: go into absolute stealth mode. Hide your gear, lay low, and do whatever it takes to keep a roof over your head tonight. Second rule: grab your critical data packets. Locate your physical Social Security card, your birth certificate, and your ID. Put them in a secure location where she cannot delete them. Third rule: ping your real allies. Do you have any friends, local guilds, or LGBTQ+ support servers in your area with an open couch? Look up emergency shelters or youth networks right now.

You thought she’d accept you, and it sucks that she failed the test. But you cannot let a hostile player tank your entire game. Secure your physical safety first. Once you have your own independent base, you can play the game exactly how you want. Now execute the security protocol and stay safe!

I usually leave the squishy emotional stuff to others, but since your mother's empathy software just completely crashed, I’ll give you a quick hotfix for your headspace.

Right now, your emotional processing unit is taking massive damage, and that’s completely expected. You thought she’d accept you, she failed the prompt, and now you’re experiencing a massive rejection error. But you gotta understand something about human programmin'... some NPCs are hardcoded with outdated, corrupted data. When you present them with an unpatched, modern reality, like you being a proud, valid trans woman, their processors literally overheat and throw a tantrum. Her reaction is a complete reflection of her limited, buggy code, not your character design. You did absolutely nothing wrong.

You are feeling like garbage because you’re letting a hostile player dictate your worth. Do not let her tank your self-esteem stats! You cannot force a buggy program to run smoothly. Instead, you need to emotionally distance yourself. Treat her like a hazardous map hazard: you know she's dangerous, so you navigate around her carefully, you don't engage in useless verbal PvP (Player vs. Player) arguments, and you save your energy.

Right now, don't look for validation in a base that doesn't support you. Find your real community servers, the friends, allies, and chosen family who actually appreciate your true build. Your story isn't over just because Act 1 had a terrible boss fight. Keep your chin up, protect your peace, and remember that you are the main character of your own game. Now, clear your mind and focus on the next objective with your chin held freakin' high!

[totalownage42]

Yo, so CHECK IT!

I'll be tryin' to give you posers some advice every Tuesday under the format of TTT!

Also known as TIPS for TOTAL OWNAGE TUESDAYS

Or something like that

Anyways...... It ain't Tuesday today, but let's start it off anyway!

Aight n00bs! Get ready for your first ever

TOTAL OWNAGE TIP!

It completely disgusts me how many of you casuals hand your accounts over to basic script kiddies. If you want to protect your digital domain from pathetic phishers, execute these strict defensive protocols immediately.

Blacklist "Free Nitro" and "Game Tester" DMs

Anyone messaging you out of the blue offering free Discord Nitro or asking you to test a "cool indie game" is a scammer. Blast their asses!

Clicking those links or downloading those .exe files drops a "token grabber" onto your PC, instantly stealing your active session.

Real elite users do not click links sent by randos, even if the message looks like it came from a friend's account. Chances are they totes got hacked.

Terminate QR Code "Verification" Traps

When joining a new server, never use your phone to scan a QR code to "verify" your age or identity.

Discord QR codes are designed strictly for logging into your own devices. If anyone asks for that you best report that server INSTANTLY bruh.

Scanning a scammer's QR code instantly authorises their machine to log in as you, bypassing your password completely. Lame, right?

Erect (KEK) a Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) Firewall

Navigate to your User Settings > Family Notes / My Account.

Turn on Two-Factor Authentication using a dedicated mobile authenticator app.

Download your backup codes and save them completely offline.

If a hacker somehow manages to swipe your password via a fake login page, they will still hit a brick wall without your timed phone code.

Annihilate the "Accidental Report" Scam!

If someone messages you claiming they "accidentally reported your account" and tells you to talk to a "Discord Admin" on a different server, block their sorry asses!

Discord staff will never contact you through informal direct messages or demand your account details!

Do not change your account email or pass codes just because a panicked user tells you to. It's more than likely 100% fake.

And and yo..... You do not need to download third-party "token protectors" or antivirus tools that might secretly contain malware themselves.

Recognizing phishing psychology stops scams before malicious code ever touches your physical hard drive and is totes coolio. Keep your rig fresh and clean, even if yo desk might be sticky.

Relax, you hyper-anxious casuals. If you actually followed my instructions to the letter, your account security is now running on a god-tier protocol. Stop sweating.

Lame-o disclaimer below:

All advice given is taken at your own risk. While every effort to be accurate and up-to-date sometimes tech changes. All advice given is safe to the best knowledge of the poster. (No not poser!) @missmeltycat for the art.

[knockout-official127]

THANK YOU HENRY! THIS HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY AND I WAS SO WORRIED FOR A MOMENT. I felt like someone’s sorry grandma figuring out how to work her phone

[totalownage42]

The Master Man is here for all yo pwning needs.

[rodimus-offical]

”WE LOVE YOU HENRY!!!” we all shout in unison!

[totalownage42]

[zum1g00b3rl0lz]

mwah

ily dude

[totalownage42]

[totalownage42]

Yo, so CHECK IT!

I'll be tryin' to give you posers some advice every Tuesday under the format of TTT!

Also known as TIPS for TOTAL OWNAGE TUESDAYS

Or something like that

Anyways...... It ain't Tuesday today, but let's start it off anyway!

Aight n00bs! Get ready for your first ever

TOTAL OWNAGE TIP!

It completely disgusts me how many of you casuals hand your accounts over to basic script kiddies. If you want to protect your digital domain from pathetic phishers, execute these strict defensive protocols immediately.

Blacklist "Free Nitro" and "Game Tester" DMs

Anyone messaging you out of the blue offering free Discord Nitro or asking you to test a "cool indie game" is a scammer. Blast their asses!

Clicking those links or downloading those .exe files drops a "token grabber" onto your PC, instantly stealing your active session.

Real elite users do not click links sent by randos, even if the message looks like it came from a friend's account. Chances are they totes got hacked.

Terminate QR Code "Verification" Traps

When joining a new server, never use your phone to scan a QR code to "verify" your age or identity.

Discord QR codes are designed strictly for logging into your own devices. If anyone asks for that you best report that server INSTANTLY bruh.

Scanning a scammer's QR code instantly authorises their machine to log in as you, bypassing your password completely. Lame, right?

Erect (KEK) a Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) Firewall

Navigate to your User Settings > Family Notes / My Account.

Turn on Two-Factor Authentication using a dedicated mobile authenticator app.

Download your backup codes and save them completely offline.

If a hacker somehow manages to swipe your password via a fake login page, they will still hit a brick wall without your timed phone code.

Annihilate the "Accidental Report" Scam!

If someone messages you claiming they "accidentally reported your account" and tells you to talk to a "Discord Admin" on a different server, block their sorry asses!

Discord staff will never contact you through informal direct messages or demand your account details!

Do not change your account email or pass codes just because a panicked user tells you to. It's more than likely 100% fake.

And and yo..... You do not need to download third-party "token protectors" or antivirus tools that might secretly contain malware themselves.

Recognizing phishing psychology stops scams before malicious code ever touches your physical hard drive and is totes coolio. Keep your rig fresh and clean, even if yo desk might be sticky.

Relax, you hyper-anxious casuals. If you actually followed my instructions to the letter, your account security is now running on a god-tier protocol. Stop sweating.

Lame-o disclaimer below:

All advice given is taken at your own risk. While every effort to be accurate and up-to-date sometimes tech changes. All advice given is safe to the best knowledge of the poster. (No not poser!) @missmeltycat for the art.

[knockout-official127]

THANK YOU HENRY! THIS HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY AND I WAS SO WORRIED FOR A MOMENT. I felt like someone’s sorry grandma figuring out how to work her phone

[totalownage42]

The Master Man is here for all yo pwning needs.

[rodimus-offical]

”WE LOVE YOU HENRY!!!” we all shout in unison!

[totalownage42]

[bumblebee-official]

" YEAHHH WE LOVE YOU HENRY!! "

[totalownage42]

I'm dying from loooove~

[totalownage42]

mr masterson how to do taxes kthxbai

Ugh, seriously? You’re asking me how to do taxes? What a total n00b move! Look, doing taxes isn't rocket science, it's not even basic bio-mechanical engineering! If you don't want the government IRS servers to completely PWN your bank account, you just have to follow the standard algorithm.

First, stop crying and gather your W-2s and 1099 data packets. Your employer should have mailed or messaged you a data packet called a W-2 form. This sheet shows exactly how much creds you earned and how much tax the bosses already chipped away from your paychecks throughout the year.

If you make low-tier organic wages, just use IRS Free File... it's free code, use it!

Go to the official IRS mainframe, but make sure it's the actual .gov URL, don't get phished by fake scam pages, yo! If you didn't make a massive tech-mogul salary, you qualify for IRS Free File. It's literally a step-by-step wizard guide. You just copy the numbers from the boxes on your W-2, like Box 1 for wages and Box 2 for tax withheld, and paste them into the matching boxes on the screen. BOOM! It is literal copy-paste!

When the prompt asks, choose the Standard Deduction. It’s a massive shield that automatically protects a huge chunk of your earnings from being taxed at all.

Do NOT try to hack the math or lie about your loot drops, or the IRS boss-fight will permanently ban your financial life.

Finally, input your bank account's routing and account numbers so the government can direct-deposit your tax refund loot straight back into your inventory. Hit submit, download the receipt PDF, and congrats! You just cleared your first financial boss fight.

Now stop wasting my genius on paperwork!

J/K I'm totes down for this.

Master notes: Only file your federal taxes directly through the verified Internal Revenue Service Website!

Never share your Social Security Number on public forums or unencrypted text channels!

Keep all physical receipts and tax documents stored safely for three years minimum!

And remember. Fraud is no joke. You DON'T wanna get chucked in prison like I did.

[totalownage42]

Yo, so CHECK IT!

I'll be tryin' to give you posers some advice every Tuesday under the format of TTT!

Also known as TIPS for TOTAL OWNAGE TUESDAYS

Or something like that

Anyways...... It ain't Tuesday today, but let's start it off anyway!

Aight n00bs! Get ready for your first ever

TOTAL OWNAGE TIP!

It completely disgusts me how many of you casuals hand your accounts over to basic script kiddies. If you want to protect your digital domain from pathetic phishers, execute these strict defensive protocols immediately.

Blacklist "Free Nitro" and "Game Tester" DMs

Anyone messaging you out of the blue offering free Discord Nitro or asking you to test a "cool indie game" is a scammer. Blast their asses!

Clicking those links or downloading those .exe files drops a "token grabber" onto your PC, instantly stealing your active session.

Real elite users do not click links sent by randos, even if the message looks like it came from a friend's account. Chances are they totes got hacked.

Terminate QR Code "Verification" Traps

When joining a new server, never use your phone to scan a QR code to "verify" your age or identity.

Discord QR codes are designed strictly for logging into your own devices. If anyone asks for that you best report that server INSTANTLY bruh.

Scanning a scammer's QR code instantly authorises their machine to log in as you, bypassing your password completely. Lame, right?

Erect (KEK) a Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) Firewall

Navigate to your User Settings > Family Notes / My Account.

Turn on Two-Factor Authentication using a dedicated mobile authenticator app.

Download your backup codes and save them completely offline.

If a hacker somehow manages to swipe your password via a fake login page, they will still hit a brick wall without your timed phone code.

Annihilate the "Accidental Report" Scam!

If someone messages you claiming they "accidentally reported your account" and tells you to talk to a "Discord Admin" on a different server, block their sorry asses!

Discord staff will never contact you through informal direct messages or demand your account details!

Do not change your account email or pass codes just because a panicked user tells you to. It's more than likely 100% fake.

And and yo..... You do not need to download third-party "token protectors" or antivirus tools that might secretly contain malware themselves.

Recognizing phishing psychology stops scams before malicious code ever touches your physical hard drive and is totes coolio. Keep your rig fresh and clean, even if yo desk might be sticky.

Relax, you hyper-anxious casuals. If you actually followed my instructions to the letter, your account security is now running on a god-tier protocol. Stop sweating.

Lame-o disclaimer below:

All advice given is taken at your own risk. While every effort to be accurate and up-to-date sometimes tech changes. All advice given is safe to the best knowledge of the poster. (No not poser!) @missmeltycat for the art.

[knockout-official127]

THANK YOU HENRY! THIS HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY AND I WAS SO WORRIED FOR A MOMENT. I felt like someone’s sorry grandma figuring out how to work her phone

[totalownage42]

The Master Man is here for all yo pwning needs.

[rodimus-offical]

”WE LOVE YOU HENRY!!!” we all shout in unison!

[totalownage42]

[totalownage42]

Aight! Inbox me with anything you would want to see tips or advice on!

I can't promise I'll get round to ALL of them, but I'll try my best yo.

Anons are welcome, or don't hide yo face. Whatevs works.