Zaphod ran into the scene to serve cunt and insult Arthur and sound fagalicious while he’s at it

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Zaphod ran into the scene to serve cunt and insult Arthur and sound fagalicious while he’s at it
I love how your design of Ford and Zaphod has those blue stripes! They’re beautiful! It made me think blaschko lines, if you’ve heard of those? Apparently there is no actual evidence that cats can really see our stripes, sadly, but it made me think; what if Ford and Zaphod can see Arthur and Trillian’s blaschko lines?
I’m imagining Arthur gently tracing the bright blue stripes on Ford’s back and Ford chuckles and comments that he doesn’t really get why Arthur is so fascinated by them, it’s not like he doesn’t have stripes of his own, though he supposes that the bright blue color is pretty neat.
He goes on, not noticing that Arthur’s fingers have halted their movements. “I like yours better though. Mine are a little too uniform, too neat. Yours are much more intricate.”
And then Arthur snaps out of it and asks Ford what the hell he is talking about?!
Later the situation has evolved into Ford and Zaphod being convinced that Arthur and Trillian a messing with them because how can they not have noticed, and still not notice their own stripes?! And Arthur and Trillian are convinced that their alien boyfriends and messing with them because surely they would have noticed if they had stripes all over their bodies?!
Maybe they find out about blaschko lines on a trip to an alternate earth or something and Zaphod thinks it’s kinda funny that the monkey man has so bad eyesight that he can’t even see the stripes on his body. Ford thinks it’s a shame that humans can’t see their stripes since he finds them so beautiful and gets the idea to fill them in with makeup so Arthur can see what his pattern looks like. Arthur and Trillian are just baffled that their alien boyfriends were actually right about the stripes😅
Sorry if I’m rambling, I couldn’t help myself. Please let me know what you think
This is an amazing idea! Blashcko lines are so pretty!
I was gonna draw Zaphod too but then I realized I have no idea how to make it tasteful. He’s too slutty, it would be uncharacteristic of him to not be acting like a whore and I’m not ready to draw that yet. Plus I think he would make you pay to see it.
writing some gay shit in character is so hard because these fuckers LOVE bitching at each other . You think it’s starting to wind down and finally it’s time to get it together and start kissing? Wrong. Another 1k of bitching
“nervous” by together pangea + ford prefect
smooth that fabric
i drew this on easter and forgot about it. sorry
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Zaphod and Roosta
I’m finally learning how to color him. Get frosted tips idiot
I’m getting carried away ooopsie whooooops ooops
I believe the biggest joke in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is that Douglas Adams masks a remarkably coherent worldview behind complete nonsense.
Is this going to be impossible? Yes. Am I going to try to do a silly analysis anyway? Also yes. Will it make sense? Probably not. But I love this book so much so…here we go. Don’t Panic
Everything in the series operates according to a joke. The joke is always obvious enough that you laugh, but it’s almost always built on something quietly true.
One of the funniest things about it is that Adams writes as if the universe itself is allergic to sincerity right up until it suddenly isn’t.
The entire book trains you to stop expecting emotional continuity.
Arthur’s house gets demolished. Joke.
The Earth gets demolished. Joke.
The bureaucracy responsible is staffed by people whose brains are apparently “badly deformed, misplaced and dyspeptic livers.” Joke.
The most powerful spaceship in existence can’t make tea. Joke.
The doors have personalities. The mattresses are depressed. Marvin exists.
Everything is a joke.
Then, somewhere between joke #417 and joke #418, Adams quietly inserts something like:
“People are a problem.”
Or:
“Who can possibly rule if no one who wants to do it can be allowed to?”
And because he’s spent 300 pages convincing you that nothing matters, your guard is completely down.
It’s the literary equivalent of getting hit in the face with a folding chair.
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Next, let’s take the Vogons.
On the surface, they’re just grotesque bureaucrats.
Adams spends a whole page describing them as ugly, cruel, and so intellectually incurious that thinking isn’t really what they’re cut out for.
Their brains are apparently misplaced livers.
It’s a such an absurd image that you barely stop to think about it.
But the point isn’t that bureaucrats are stupid. The point is that bureaucracy rewards people who never ask why.
The Vogons don’t destroy Earth because they hate humans. They destroy it because Earth happens to be in the way of a bypass, which is somehow much worse. It isn’t evil. It’s infrastructure.
You can argue with hatred. You can’t argue with paperwork.
Most other satire imagines bureaucrats as secretly intelligent people trapped inside bad systems.
Douglas Adams asked, “What if they actually are just like that?”
And then gave them anatomically incorrect organs.
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Also, can we talk about how he writes for a second? Because it’s brilliant.
Most authors tell you what something is. Adams tells you what something emphatically isn’t.
“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”
That sentence shouldn’t work.
It’s one of the most vivid descriptions in science fiction because your brain has to finish the image itself.
And then there’s repetition.
“Arthur looks for everyone.
They aren’t there.
He looks again.
Still not there.
He closes his eyes.
Opens them.
Looks again.
They obstinately persist in their absence.”
Nothing happens.
But every sentence somehow becomes funnier and sadder, because that’s exactly what denial feels like.
Maybe if I look one more time, the universe will fix itself.
And Adams somehow turns absence into an active choice. People can’t literally persist in not existing somewhere.
Emotionally? They absolutely can.
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Arthur Dent is fascinating because his defining trait isn’t bravery, or genius, or destiny.
It’s normalcy.
He is literally just Some Guy™.
His biggest goal at the start of the series is: “I’d like my house to keep existing.”
And once that’s no longer possible: “Perhaps… tea?”
The running tea gag is funny because, haha, British. It’s also funny because tea gradually stops symbolizing tea.
The Heart of Gold can violate probability itself. Its Nutri-Matic can synthesize nearly anything.
But it can’t make tea because it fundamentally doesn’t understand what tea is. It can reproduce the chemistry but not the experience.
Arthur isn’t asking for boiled leaves in hot water. He’s asking for routine. For language. For gravity. For proof that somewhere in the universe there’s still a place where asking for tea doesn’t require explaining what tea is. Each failed cup is another reminder that there really isn’t a way home anymore.
Which is, frankly, incredibly rude of Douglas Adams.
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And I think that’s why the Guide itself works so well.
It contains nearly infinite information. It can tell you everything about the galaxy.
But it can’t tell you what you actually need to know.
It knows planetary histories. Restaurant reviews. The mating habits of obscure alien species.
What it can’t tell you is how to live after your civilization was bulldozed five minutes ago.
It’s like Wikipedia if Wikipedia accepted that the human condition is fundamentally unsearchable.
Throughout the series, information and understanding are treated as though they’re interchangeable.
Adams spends five books proving they aren’t.
Arthur constantly has information.
He almost never has context.
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The Somebody Else’s Problem field might actually be the thesis of the entire series.
Adams spends pages inventing increasingly ridiculous histories about invisibility tech. It’s expensive. It’s complex. It’s almost impossible.
Then he immediately throws all of that away.
The SEP field is cheaper, simpler, and runs for a hundred years on a flashlight battery.
Because it doesn’t make anything invisible.
It just convinces people that whatever they’re looking at is Somebody Else’s Problem.
Paint a mountain pink. Put an SEP field on it. People will walk around it, climb over it, build roads next to it, and fail to notice there’s a giant pink mountain.
It sounds ridiculous until you realize Adams isn’t writing about mountains. He’s writing about people.
The SEP field works because it exploits a human habit: we don’t see the world as it is, but as we expect it to be.
Most perception isn’t seeing. It’s filtering.
Your brain discards almost everything around you every second, or you’d never function.
Adams asks the simple question: What if someone weaponized that?
The frightening part is that almost nobody in The Hitchhiker’s Guide is actually stupid. They’re busy. Distracted. Certain that if something this strange really mattered, someone else would deal with it.
The field doesn’t erase reality. It erases responsibility.
That’s more human invisibility.
And the older I get, the less the SEP field feels like science fiction.
Climate change. Aging infrastructure. Homelessness. Algorithms filtering what we see. Wars.
They’re all perfectly visible. They’re just Somebody Else’s Problem.
Adams invents the most effective invisibility device in the galaxy, and it runs entirely on ordinary human psychology.
It’s probably the smartest piece of speculative technology in the entire series.
Because most sci-fi asks about making things invisible, Adams asks, “Why bother?”
Humans have overlooked what’s right in front of them forever. The technology was already there. He just gave it a name.
Which might be the bleakest and funniest joke in the series.
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And then, of course, there’s 42.
It’s the whole series in a nutshell.
Adams spends seven and a half million years of in-universe time building to one answer.
Lights flash. Panels come to life. Everyone gathers. Deep Thought even warns them: “You’re not going to like it.”
And then, with perfect timing: “Forty-two”
It’s the perfect punchline because it’s technically correct and completely useless.
That’s the core horror-comedy of the series.
The Guide has limitless data but no context. The Nutri-Matic can make almost-tea but never tea. Deep Thought can give you the answer but not the question. So humanity builds a bigger computer to find the question.
Earth.
And then the Vogons destroy it five minutes before it finishes.
For a bypass.
Because of course they do.
The answer remains. The question? It’s gone.
And for 45 years, people have tried to make sense of “42.”
We put it on towels. Posters. T-shirts. Search engines.
Adams knew we would. He knew we’d rather celebrate having an answer than admit we don’t know what question we’re asking.
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The older I get, the more convinced I am that The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy isn’t absurd because space is absurd.
It’s absurd because Douglas Adams looked at ordinary human life—paperwork, customer service, office politics, broken appliances, public infrastructure, trying to explain what you actually want to a system that fundamentally doesn’t care—and simply refused to change any of it after moving it into space.
Everything in the galaxy still runs on the same baffling logic as the DMV.
It’s just got more improbability drives.
And maybe that’s why it still feels so modern.
We’re still living inside giant Somebody Else’s Problem fields, walking past bright pink mountains because we’ve collectively decided not to notice them. We’re still asking impossibly advanced computers very simple questions.
And somehow, after all this time, we’re still not getting a decent cup of tea.
Did I ruin the spirit of this series by trying to make an analysis post? Maybe. But I had a damn good time doing it. I flipped through almost the entirety of my copy so, I enjoyed.
Marc Hempel ‘Spaceman: Daydreaming Can Be Dangerous’. I originally posted only the first page of this brilliant comic. Now here is the full illustrated story. Scanned from short lived sci-fi magazine Questar, February 1980.
I’m writing a science fiction art collection right now - gonna try to see if I can get this entire comic into it!
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I HAVENT DESIGNED RANDOM YET ….. here she is fully formed at the day care. Her clothes are mostly hand me downs from her mom
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The age old question of if I open drawing requests will this help solve my executive dysfunction (requests open btw)
in a desperate attempt to find any content with random that i hadn't seen yet i stumbled upon this cool account on x which posts covers for adaptations and translations of h2g2! and as soon as i came across the first illustration with random i decided to comb through the entire account (as far as possible) to try to find as many illustrations with her as i can! sharing everything i could find in this post (very unlikely it's actually her on the last picture but the caption under the post said it's a cover for mostly harmless and this character has that thingie on the wrist as random has so just in case let it be here too)
whatever go my vaguely raunchy forthur doodles
i gorgot to sign these. whoops.
you go to the concert to listen to your favorite songs I go to the concert to discover new songs to associate with my blorbos we are not the same