Science Is Witchcraft

Be gay, do crime, obsess over science fiction and the mysteries of outer space.

[science-is-witchcraft]

Alright boys it’s officially intro time. I’m posting a new one now that I’m more familiar with the site.

Hello, my name is AJ. I use any pronouns but I prefer they/them.

I’m genderfluid, pansexual and on the aroace spectrum, although not fully. I have a partner who I’ve been with since sophomore year of high school. Which was… many years ago.

I’m vaguely early 20-something. Don’t worry about it, all you need to know is that I’m an adult but like… barely. My brain is not fully developed yet (fun fact: that happens when you’re 27 years old, not 21 as so many people used to tell us).

I’m in college to become a mechanical engineer and I’m specializing in robotics.

I’m a fused system. I have severe ADHD, a panic disorder, probably autism (secret third thing style diagnosis where everyone keeps walking up to me and telling me I have it and the only people who would do that are other autistic people, so I’ve just been taking their word for it), and many other little things.

I’m really into sci-fi.

I love reading.

Jupiter is my favorite planet in the solar system because it’s a freak and Saturn is my least favorite planet in the solar system because it’s a serial killer of moons. I could talk about this at length.

I draw. I’m not great at it but it makes me happy.

REQUESTS ARE STILL OPEN GUYS, PLEASE REQUEST SOMETHING!

Also I am PotatoWithADeathWish on AO3…

That’s pretty much it, I think.

My mom thinks I’m cool.

[waitafrikk]

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

[pickled-cactus]

“survive” by dr. dog + ford prefect

[science-is-witchcraft]

Ya boy was writing a post that started that way and accidentally he/himed himself during it and then stared at his screen in surprise for a moment and decided to write about that instead. Ya boy does not usually like using he/him pronouns for himself. Ya boy is very confused. Ya boy is having a bit of a gender identity crisis right now apparently. Ya boy wants ice cream and maybe also a hug.

[skyycaramba]

Rawdogging anatomy of the hands

No books no googling no nothing just feeling up me hands

[science-is-witchcraft]

I hate being on my period because as someone who almost died of anemia and had to get emergency infusions earlier this year I would really like to keep my blood in my body. I payed so much money for that blood and my body has decided it doesn’t want it anymore. Cmon man, our insurance doesn’t cover youuuuu….

[science-is-witchcraft]

Fanart of the amazing fic Remember That Night by gaym0thman on AO3!

Low effort doodle under the cut!

Additionally, here is a very quick doodle of my version of Ford in a very skimpy dress and heels for my wonderful mutual @autisticfordprefect

[salmonlight]

I love Ford Perfect

[pickled-cactus]

[science-is-witchcraft]

Thank you for your service,,you are keeping my love for this book alive. Can we get some more Zaphod/Trillian pretty please 🥺🥺

AAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH YOURE SO SWEET!!!! HERE YOU GO!!!

[science-is-witchcraft]

I drank many energy drinks and now I am energy drunk

[luxiomahariel]

nonbinary people who have boobs and like their boobs and dont bind are still nonbinary

nonbinary people who use she/her pronouns are still nonbinary

nonbinary people who wear dresses and makeup and nail polish are still nonbinary

theyre not inherently transfem or fem (unless thats how they individually identify) and theyre not "faking" being nonbinary

nonbinary identities dont all look the same and what you perceive as feminine could be neutral or xenine or whatever else to that nonbinary person

[j4zz4lop3]

i think there’s definitely a reason why i like alien characters so much. and that reason definitely has something to do with the chronic loneliness and lack od belonging and the yearning for a reason to be like this and the fact they can do freaky sex shit

[things-that-are-not-true]

i created a new type of dog called a slunge

[butt-rice]

are they a good slunge?

[things-that-are-not-true]

i bred them to have a wicked and sinful nature

[expertfool]

Hang it up now or never

[science-is-witchcraft]

It’s come to my attention that there is an h2g2 game

Its going well I think

[alas-the-void-screams-back]

Ford Prefect is either a better or simply much more inebriated person than I am because if I had spent months crossing the galaxy to get back to the person I've hitched my life to for over a decade and ringing his phone off the hook daily, only to find him gallivanting with some girl in my absence, I would've started tossing all his furniture out of the closest window

[science-is-witchcraft]

Tbf he did find an excuse to break at least two of his chairs and I think he also trashed his kitchen so