Man in the Mirror

Evan. 21. UMW. Gay. Stolen.

[hypersexualsportswear]

Garlic is so iconic

[ronweaslley]

get to know me meme; 11/40 male characters: ron swanson  I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.

[itsagifnotagif]

I actually have so much love for dogs

[tortillas-deactivated20170612]

[robbeerotten-deactivated2016120]

[prasejeebus]

JESUS

[turnon]

tired of these weak ass naps…. time to level up bitch put me in a coma 

[totheedgeandback]

Someone: what kind of music do you like?

Me: *has only listened to Hamilton for months*

Me: *remembers that Hamilton includes a wide variety of styles, including rap, hip hop, R&B, traditional showtunes, "hip hop Dixieland", love songs, and swing*

Me: oh, you know, a little of everything

[onceland]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I feel bad when I gently reposition my dog off the blanket, but don’t care when I rip the blanket off my boyfriend in the middle of the night

[hashtagloveloses]

honestly…the best part of 2016

[pochowek]

(successfully tracks down a version of a post from a deactivated OP that doesn’t have tyler oakley’s commentary on it)

[itsagifnotagif]

I am deceased

[11roses]

[rockthrowingbutch]

Patronize these kids at your own risk.

[flamingoharolds-deactivated2020]

this deserves an oscar

[nicollekidman]

the concept of money is disgusting and repulsive but i wouldn’t say no to a check for five thousand us dollars 

[giftofguilt]

Washington capitals? Doesnt ring a bell honestly