Just Five More Minutes...

34. Married. Bisexual. Housewife. Writer (Kinda). Video Games. Political Opinions You Probably Don't Like. Currently: In the Newborn Trenches

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[sicknastyjr]

So true it's awesome to have a game that basically forces you to be creative to fully engage with it's been so much fun to see

[stupiddykehag]

How it feels complaining at you guys

[killhitleragain]

i love them so much

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[twofingerswhiskey]

"oh food now has so much added to it, past food was so pure and untainted" victorians used to cut bread with chalk and aluminum powder. romans put lead in the wine, which was made from dirty feet mushing unwashed grapes covered in horse shit and road dust. i think our species will survive a few additives in food. our food systems have never been cleaner and safer. it has room for improvement, but we're not putting fucking plaster of paris in the milk

[diana-andraste]

Miles Johnston, 2024

[megustamemes]

Sofa sitting positions

[rights-for-redshirts]

I found it

[mygfturnedintothelawofcycle]

This has to be like an ancient relic or something

[kit-williams]

Which funny blog is the one that you flag for historical tumblr posts

[lilacstarshine6]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[bundibird]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a community label when they dont fucking need one.

[redstonedust]

everyones always getting isekai'd into a fantasy rpg setting. no more. i woke up in anotehr world as a footsoldier of the galactic empire. reborn as the princess of the candy kingdom. i got hit by a sports car and went to radiator springs (cars) (the movie) (mater is there)

[redstonedust]

for how immensely popular and culture defining the simpsons is im surprised ive never seen it majorly fandom-ified. i mean no doubt there are obviously people out there drawing simpsons yaoi and giving bart neopronouns but its not as widespread as the stuff people do to them southpark kids yknow. it could be. we could live in a timeline.

[artemissoftstepper]

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

[voxelfoxkae]

[a-substantial-trash-pile]

the newest hit on my island

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[my-dailydreams]

[barzum-and-baizli]

I had a dream last night that someone made sexy tumblr man humanizations of stuff like misogyny, homophobia, racism, etc and they all got really popular and people started making fanart and fanfics of them and shipping them and shit and someone made yaoi fanart of homophobia and misogyny and another user made a call out post for them. 

[barzum-and-baizli]

was looking back through my blog to try and find an ask i answered and found this again and honestly the fact that this hasn’t come true is proof alone that we’re not in the worst timeline

[oglach-uisce]

Hasn’t come true YET

[m00nxtal]

[starg0ld]