[citylightsreceding-deactivated2]

[sickbitterandcoveredinglitter]

Bug-free™ season is over and I am Afraid

[john-maghirang-deactivated20130]

Dear Future Girlfriend,

I’m going to make you a sandwich.

This seems retarded, right?

See, to most guys, it’s usually the other way around. 

But no. I’m not like that. 

I want to prove to you that I’m not like the sexist guys out there in this world.

You don’t belong in a kitchen, because you belong in my heart.

Sincerely, 

Me.

[fruitpunchg-deactivated20150226]

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

when ur both known for taking screenshots

[memeschatje]

You still took a screenshot

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

listen ,., I am known for taking them I can’t let my reputation down

[thatsthat24]

I can still infer from this screenshot that they sent you a 36 second spoken essay and you hit them back with a 3 second “k”

[benjpierce]

yes’ll u come to prom? 🌌💫

[tothelandofnod]

me: no but are you sure you love me, like really sure, i don't want to pressure you

husband: we have been married for 23 years

[onlytwitterpics]

[nicolauda]

i forgot what BFG stood for and i was sitting there for a good five minutes going, “no. no. they wouldn’t have called a kids film ‘big fucking giant.’ would they? would they?”

[kaliforhnia]

Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother

[badlydrawneverything]

[emmyc]

Some Disney comics I made for a mini zine years back but didn’t post all of them online anywheres! Here you go.

[dopeybeauty]

aurora was the real disney villain

[celestial-blasphemy-deactivated]

Aurora is my bae

[tothelandofnod]

rapunzel: i think he likes me!

mother gothel: okay... that sounds fake but okay...

[tetons-atomiques-deactivated201]

[ifeellike]

I feel like

eating the spaghetti until i forgetti my regretti

[shittyidea]

Listen to Pink Floyd on shuffle

[trilllions]