cursed club ™

i failed to run away when i still had the chance.

[tottenhamn]

i got into football late, had zero pressure, unlimited choice and still picked this fucking club. a stunning indictment of my character and my inability to make even mildly important life decisions.

[tottenhamn]

i can sleep well now, now that they're still not europeans champions 🥰

[tottenhamn]

phew that was too close

[thegameisaboutglory]

Arsenal fans on twitter crying they aren't the centre of attention. They finally get to be the bride not just the bridesmaid and we steal the thunder by not getting relegated 😂 always makes it all worth it

[its6ixam]

there is no psychological resilience stronger than continuing to love a sports team that keeps trying to kill you.

[tottenhamn]

we survived

[7yearsofdele]

See everyone in August for the annual humiliation ritual again 💙🤍

[tottenhamn]

bro i'm so tense rn i needed to pee multiple times already. this club is fuckin' up my body that's for sure.

[vertonghen]

sonny & timo

[lilywhiteandburgundyandblue]

if you watch sports long enough you start to believe in things like curses

[jellie-sto-helit]

atp even god can't save this club.

[tottenhamn]

I have so much anxiety these days so i couldn't watch matches anymore 🙃 be real, fam. what's the prognosis on this one?

[tottenhamn]

Just pull the plug on this cursed club. JUST PULL THE FUCKIN PLUG.

[tottenhamn]

in women, we trust ✨️

[tottenhamn]

FRANK WAS SACKED?!? AMEN!!

[tottenhamn]

whoever's doing the evil eye on this team, just please focus the energy of frank? we got enough issue to have another player limping across the field 🫠

[28dayslater]

Armband moment